Godmodding thread

[Ethereal]

*modified spell with a baby bottle transmogrifies several monkeys into kittens, which may or may not help the war effort.*

*yells out* WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM *as he hurls more chaos bolts*

 

[Sockstickler]

*Raises hand, which is glowing green, and conjures a twister that blows out more of the monkeys.*

 

[Big_Dogg85]

*begins to shake off his state of incapacitation

ROFLMAO, transmogrifies! Ahhh, the good ol days of Calvin and Hobbes! 🙂

*spouts his flamethrower at a long line of monkeys, burning them to a crisp.

 

[Sockstickler]

*Catches the flames from the torched monkeys and spreads them around, igniting other primates.* You know, there's just one problem with this strategy.

 

[Cbarton]

::😛ulls kimmie out of playpen...converts it back to TMSV....sweeps up all the monkeys and monkey ashes....puts the misbahaving GodMEdlet NEssie in her crib:::

"you've been very naughty and need a nap..." :::turns Ethereal into a pacifer and hands it to nessie as I convert TMSV into rocking chair...starts to rock Nessie to sleep:::

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Well aren't you the father of the group ky! lol 😀

Time to use my secret weapon against those vile monkeys. *nosebutts the play button on his boom box. Coming out is the sweet music of "Do The Hustle"... the monkeys then begin to dance before exploding.

 

[Ethereal]

ewh saliva. yuk. mouth of toddler nessie = drool ;_;

 

[Sockstickler]

*Hands Ethereal a towel and a bib for toddler Nessie.*

 

[Cbarton]

::rocks Nessie to sleep...turns socks into a plush toy for the Godmodlet nessie...gives it to her to hold::::

 

[Big_Dogg85]

BLOODY HELL STUPID BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!

I now have a bone to pick with them again becuz my computer (on laptop right now) blue screened me shortly after writing the previous message...for shite sakes!!!

*sees an errant blue screen of death slipping away. chases it down, chews it up and violently tears it apart!

 

[nessonite1]

*holds Socks toy tighly and chews it's ear as she drifts into dreamland*

 

[Sockstickler]

*holds Socks toy tighly and chews it's ear as she drifts into dreamland*

*Sits there, not able to move much.* Ow, ear. Ah well. If it'll keep the little tyke quiet.

 

[Cbarton]

::😛uts sleeping GodModlet Nessie in crib::::

:::leaves room silently...looks for more GodModlets:::

 

[Ethereal]

wahhhhh. *teething mutated canines* :dead:

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Also got hit by a youthing spell fired off by Ethereal some time ago, but it took this long to notice because he was knocked out cold by the force of it after it had been magnified through a Teletubbies broadcast*

*Looks around*

<Where am I? And why can't I speak?>

*Notices he is sealed inside something big and reddish-pink*

<Aww crap! I'm back in the womb!>

*But the question now is...whose?* 😛

 

[nessonite1]

*wakes up and tugs on KY's sleeve*

Daddy Hawkeye? I felt a wiggly in my tummy!

 

[Big_Dogg85]

*begins to circle around near the playpen and lies down to go to sleep.

I'm beginning to like being a dog rather than a human... you may not want to turn me into a GodMod puppy. I'll chew through your furniture, poopee and peepee on the carpet and other such wonderful things. 🙂

*closes his eyes and goes to sleep

 

[Cbarton]

"what kind of wiggly feeling? Tummy ache?" ::😛icks of GodModlet Nessie...puts hand on belly to rub it:::

 

[nessonite1]

*her little tummy is noticably rounded*
I feel sick =x

*yukes all over anyone within a 10 ft radius*

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Is There A Pediatrician And/or A Wet Vac In The Threatre?

Penalizes(omg, I Penalized The Queen?) Babyness For Stealing Mayday's Puke Power. *watches "the Wizard Of Oz' In Terror In Honor Of The Dead Monkeys*

 

[Ethereal]

EWH. GET IT OFF. *Melts the puke off his body and sends little lings to attack nessonite's stomach* ;.;

 

[Big_Dogg85]

*stumbles his way on to his paws, jumps into the lake, gets out and shakes water out of fur before going back to sleep.

Ewwwwwww..........thaaaaattttt's...naaaaaasty

 

[Sockstickler]

Um, hello! Stuffed toy covered in yakkage over here!

 

[Cbarton]

"hmmm....looks like we need to take you to the pediatrician..."
:::hops on shopvac with GodModlet Ness...flies to GodMod Pediatrician's office:::

 

[nessonite1]

*KY is pulled over and issued a huge ticket for not restraining nessie in a proper Godmodlet Safety seat*
*meanwhile nessie holds her tummy*
it hurts, Daddy Hawkeye!