Godmodding thread

[His Divine Shadow]

*Wonders if he gets free moonlight as a pet of Nessles. Notices the turtle eying him.*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

***Turtle eats HDS' legs***

Turtle: Mmm...tasty! *Off audience's staring* Well, the French eat frogs' legs...

 

[Cbarton]

::😛ulls out acetylene flame thower attchement....melts all the anvils and trashcans....coverts the molten metal into full body armor::galvanizes it to retard rust:::

"AH HAHAHAHAHA...now I am....Invincible!!!!"

 

[Hungarian21]

No you aren't! *summons rainfall of magic on hawkeye* HAHA! My RUST attack! 😀 Whoops, its anty rusted. Crap :cyclopes:

But wait, can you move with all that weight on you back? I think not! *creates invisible 2000 ton backpack that becomes one with the body suit.* HAHA! My overweight attack! 😀

*looks over at HDS in fish bowl*. :weird: Didn't you say he was a gold fish that breathed air???? :wooha: HDS, r u ok? 😛

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Makes Ky strong enough to withstand all the weight he is carrying. Her easily throws it off his back*

O no crap, that was a BAD idea.... +_+

 

[Hungarian21]

*Makes Ky strong enough to withstand all the weight he is carrying. Her easily throws it off his back*

O no crap, that was a BAD idea.... +_+

:wooha: REEAALLL BAD..... :wooha: I think his gonna kill me now... :grind_tee *pulls out ability to fly from a flying squirels pocket* Gee, thanx. Invincible, maybe. Flying, hope not! :happy:

 

[nessonite1]

Without his legs it's pretty easy for him to breath now that he's just kind of bobbing sadly at the top of the water.

*allows moonlight to shine on HDS for free*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Night turns to day, and I start charging everyone by the second*

Invincible he may be, but invisible he ain't. Et voilá! *Becomes invisible to hide from Ky (Yes, including my clothes, and anything that isn't directly a part of me but inside me, such as yesterday's lunch :weird: ).

 

[Ignatz]

*Leases a couple of acres of the Sun from Koopa and moves there to escape all this noisy carnage (and to be free from the nuisance of Daylight Saving Time).*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Grows two new heads where the legs were. Makes funny faces at the turtle from three different directions.*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Ah yes, but with 3 heads, each one will only have 1/3 of a brain... ;D

 

[His Divine Shadow]

No matter. The first one had none to begin with. XD *Blows bubbles at the turtle*

 

[Budweiserbob!]

*plays with laser pointer and shines the laser between HDS' eyes*

*Holds up an uberly cute, totally wuvvable Anime KittyKat Costume and puts a sign on it saying "First Come, First Serve"*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Scares the uberly cute, totally wubbable Anime KittyKat Costume away with a similarly cute Puppy costume. :wooha:

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Eyeballs bubble*

 

[nessonite1]

*turtle snaps widly at HDS but he is too fat from being overfed (to keep him from eating the fish) that he can't catch much more than a nibble of tail fin*

*nessie catches kitty costume and puts it on*

nyo!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Hops out of tank*

 

[nessonite1]

*catches HDS in Pokeball*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Goes to another place within the ball*

 

[ticklekid1]

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhahahahahahaha! Shit! stop tickling my feet! *wrigles aroundin tentacles. which begin tickling pits.*

 

[nessonite1]

*finds a random dog and plays fetch using Pokeball*

 

[-Kunoke-]

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhahahahahahaha! Shit! stop tickling my feet! *wrigles aroundin tentacles. which begin tickling pits.*

*makes Skitcorn™ and watches in incomparable bliss*

 

[Hungarian21]

*puts on Team Rocket custume and attempts to catch pokeball which HDS is in using some cheap ass magnet* Sorry, dont know the poem I'm suppused to sing b4 doing stuff like this. 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Bounces around in ball as it flies through the air*

 

[nessonite1]

Does it make me really smart or really pathetic that I DO know what you're supposed to say here?
*sighs*
Prepare for trouble...
And make it...

no...I refuse XD

*leaves with what's left of her dignity*

*releases HDS, who miraculously returns to full-size, from his pokeball and sets about tying him to a tree*