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Godmodding thread

::::finds myself launched out of the nessodile during the big hiccup....landing in nearby tree....then find myself stuck to tree limb and I become jellified....branches break from the weight:::

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

:::turn reverse blower on TMSV to full power....the force of air slows my descent....now using TMSV as air-powered jet pack and land safely:::

::::turns myself from a jelly-Hawk to Peanut Butter Hawk...just to be different, upon reading that Jelly-Nessodile-PEngiuns are allergic to nuts:::::
 
Koopa...Mars bars here don't have nuts in them. If you can even find one.
Recently I found in the "ethnic" aisle of a local supermarket a collection of bizarre looking English chocolate bars. This included one called "Yorkie" which is covered with warnings like "it's NOT for girls!" and "Do NOT feed the birds!". I bought it but I'm afraid to eat it...I'm not sure what will happen if I do....

>_>

*sneeze*
 
*jetpack sputters and stops* What in the world?!?! *looks at wrist comp.* Damn! *falls into a vat of marshmellow creme*
 
Yorkie bars - ethnic food?!? >_< *In shcok - just look at my spelling*

And I didn't say Mars bars have nuts in them, I was alluding to me being a nutter (as in, a very strange person. 😀). Again, Mars bars are very common over here - probably the most widely known and eaten chocolate bar.

The Yorkie bar has always been considered as being a bar that's so big, so chunky, so...blatantly the masculine stereotype, essentially, that it's always advertised as being supposedly for "men only". Of course, that's just an ad gimmick - my sister loves Yorkies. 🙂
 
*crawls out of the vat of marshmellow creme* Bloody hell, now I am messy and sticky. *walks toward the restroom, but the marshmellow creme hardens up leaving me frozen in mid-step* Oh Bloody Mary!
 
XD ethnic foods, yes. They had quite a lot of them that were quite...interesting looking.

hmmm...
*breaks off one of the 5 chocolate squares*
Well...it's chocolate. It's Nestle so it's not as good as Hershey's I'd say......wait a minute...

*feels a surge of testorsterone*
*ness-jelly-penguin begins to grow muscles on top of muscles and begins to perspire..no...to SWEAT!*
*ness-jelly-pengin runs around randomly lifting people and doing some tarzan-like yodling*
 
nessonite said:
XD ethnic foods, yes. They had quite a lot of them that were quite...interesting looking.

hmmm...
*breaks off one of the 5 chocolate squares*
Well...it's chocolate. It's Nestle so it's not as good as Hershey's I'd say......wait a minute...

*feels a surge of testorsterone*
*ness-jelly-penguin begins to grow muscles on top of muscles and begins to perspire..no...to SWEAT!*
*ness-jelly-pengin runs around randomly lifting people and doing some tarzan-like yodling*
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*watches Nessie* Dear God! She is on a massive Sugar-High!
 
*ness-jelly-penguin bites off the testicles of any man walking by to soak up more testosterone*

(now...I know this is a crazy thread but I want you to sit back, reread that, and get areal good vidual in your head...cause it's damn funny )
 
::::grab armor plating from TMSV....make certain anatomic regions Nessie-proof:::

:::attaches gel thrower to TMSV...fires 3 tons of finesteride, covering her, to block all andorgen receptors, so only her estrogen receptors work, rendereing her extra 'girlie'::::

"MUHAHAHAHA...GodModing AND giving chemo at the same time ... I LOVE IT I LOVE ITI LOVE ITI LOVE ITI LOVE ITI LOVE ITI LOVE ITI LOVE ITI LOVE ITI LOVE ITI LOVE ITI LOVE ITI LOVE ITI LOVE ITI LOVE ITI LOVE ITI LOVE ITI LOVE ITI LOVE ITI LOVE IT
(As I get stuck in a Jim Zabel loop)
 
*begins to breakdown from whats happening inside the nessodile-jelly-penguin.*..........um.....croicky......*crew gets disolved by accidentally stepping into the jelly-liver*:wooha:...well, we'll remember not to go there....😛
 
nessonite said:
*ness-jelly-penguin bites off the testicles of any man walking by to soak up more testosterone*

(now...I know this is a crazy thread but I want you to sit back, reread that, and get areal good vidual in your head...cause it's damn funny )
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Lucky for me, I can't walk around yet.
 
*turns FL back to normal and places him if front of Nessodile-jelly-penguin* HELP ME!!!!!XD
 
Hungarian2 said:
*turns FL back to normal and places him if front of Nessodile-jelly-penguin* HELP ME!!!!!XD
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What the hell?! *turns around and picks up Hungarian2* Into the Marshmellow Creme Vat with ya. *throws Hungarian2 into the vat of marshmellow creme* Now, for Nessie. *watches in horror as LK eats Nessie* Oh dear me! *turns invisible again for safety*
 
*chokes in marshmellow*GULP!

*transfers self+marshmellows on mnt. everest, turns it into chocolate. Borrows mighty shop-vac to heat things up, then throws it all in the trash and makes a barbeque* Amen. 😛
 
"hey....you give that back right now!" :::snatches TMSV away form hungarian::::
 
kyhawkeye said:
"hey....you give that back right now!" :::snatches TMSV away form hungarian::::
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*smacks kyhawkeye on his feathered head* Don'tcha know how to share?!
 
*the dangerous levels of estrogen and testosterone coursing through her jelly-weins make ness-jelly-penguin explode inside of Kimiko. she then leaks out of Kimiko's pores and ends up as a trembling red puddle on the floor, the extra hormones forming a gas that overwhelms anyone within a 20 mile radius, turning them either extra-manly or extra-girly*
 
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