Godmodding thread

[Big_Dogg85]

*still beneath the walrus, de-fuses HDessonite to their regular selves.

*cough, cough* A...little....help..here *cough, cough*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Roasts walrus*

 

[nessonite1]

*thread attempts to reboot but lanches instead into a blue screen of death*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Evil super-secret Microsoft virtual death-commandos attack*

 

[Big_Dogg85]

gggrrrrrrr... BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH, I STAB AT THEE!!!

*animates blue screen of death as a human dummy. then uses every known anime and real world weapon against it. Commandos are caught in the crossfire

 

[Hungarian21]

*blue screen of death wants to play UNO*

 

[nessonite1]

Blue screen of death always cheats! I refuse to play with it!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Where is Deep Blue when we need it. *Dodges big_dogg85's blasts*

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Well, when all else fails...do it yourself.

*acquires jedi powers and a lightsaber. Lunges at blue screen of death then at Hungarian.

No clone will kill me!!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Drops a bouncing betty just for variety*

 

[Hungarian21]

*looks up in the middle of playing UNO with Blue Screen* HOLY SHIT! *starts running. Blue screen chases bigdog because he was just about to win. It all looks freakishly like Scooby Doo*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Plays Scooby-Doo theme on large church organ*

 

[Big_Dogg85]

ooooooooooooooooo

*while running from blue screen, sees bouncing betty, then trips and stabs himself with his own lightsaber.

Okay okay, I won't run around the house with laser knives anymore!

*dies

 

[nessonite1]

*Hana Barbera sues*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Counters with organ-crush action*

 

[Big_Dogg85]

*due to spelling error, random woman named "Hana" Barbera wins lawsuit, finds cheque for $300 000 in mail

 

[Hungarian21]

*dead Jedi is consumed by Blue Screen*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*God shakes his head in bewilderment*

 

[Big_Dogg85]

*reappears minus jedi powers and lightsaber, but witha very fashionable "beer mug" hat.
😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Hides behind a nearby doric column*

 

[nessonite1]

*smashes doric column cause they be ugly*

 

[Hungarian21]

*teeth attack*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Musters his legions of the blue screen of undeath to attack the blue screen of death troops, before fusing with a clone of himself*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! Too me's in one body - it burns so much! 😛 *Explodiates, taking out the HDessonite and causing parts of Hungarian to fuse indiscriminately with other members of the thread*

 

[Big_Dogg85]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what have you done koopa?

*finds lightsaber and picks it up.
Hey hey hey

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

I'unno.

*Burns something* >:-D