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Godmodding thread

lonelykimiko said:
*curls up and purrs*

....

*blows up the earth*
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*Sits back and relaxes, listening to Kimiko's purring, then...* Oh Sithspit! *The Earth blows. Under the rules of global cataclysms, je suis mort*
 
*is sure that mort is latin and not french, but has been known to be wrong in the past.....once...*

*wonders why everyone is limiting themselves to physical matter*

*blows up the earth, space, time and several passing concepts*
 
lonelykimiko said:
*is sure that mort is latin and not french, but has been known to be wrong in the past.....once...*

*wonders why everyone is limiting themselves to physical matter*

*blows up the earth, space, time and several passing concepts*
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*My ghost comes back* Well, according to Google's translation thing, mort is French for dead. It could be latin too though.
 
*In a sour tone* Well, I'm back, sort of. Ah well. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. They never say what happens when you become a lemon though.
 
*gets drunk* Going down! First floor, esophagus, stomach, and small and large intestines!
 
*While floating around Kimiko's stomach* A mom gave her twins up for adoption. One was sent to Spain and named Juan. The other was raised in Egypt and named Amal. Juan got back in touch with his parents and sent them pictures of him. His mom told her husband she wished she could see Amal too. The husband said "They're twins! You've seen Juan, then you've seen Amal!"
 
*Leaves Kimiko in a way I'd rather not describe and reforms back into human form* Hmmm, tough crowd 😛
 
*Belatedly groans at that joke as well*

*Destroys the fabric of spacetime - then, just for fun, destroys the fabric of your pants as well!*

Mwahahahahaha!

*Time turns backwards and all the great dictators of Earth - and other planets - past come back to life. They all have a disturbing visual similarity to Kimi...*

:weird: ("The Outer Limits" them plays somewhere nearby...)
 
koopacooper said:
*Belatedly groans at that joke as well*

*Destroys the fabric of spacetime - then, just for fun, destroys the fabric of your pants as well!*

Mwahahahahaha!

*Time turns backwards and all the great dictators of Earth - and other planets - past come back to life. They all have a disturbing visual similarity to Kimi...*

:weird: ("The Outer Limits" them plays somewhere nearby...)
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*Looks down* Um, ok Koopa. Put the pants back. I don't think the TTC is quite ready for Socks: Uncensored 😛
 
Sockstickler said:
*While floating around Kimiko's stomach* A mom gave her twins up for adoption. One was sent to Spain and named Juan. The other was raised in Egypt and named Amal. Juan got back in touch with his parents and sent them pictures of him. His mom told her husband she wished she could see Amal too. The husband said "They're twins! You've seen Juan, then you've seen Amal!"
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OH NO! Take Cover!

:::dreaded rim shot waves shoot out from Socks....quickly grabs rimshot-proof shield from TMSV...blocks rimshot waves from destroying my LEGO castle:::

::uses parabolic shaped sheild to redirect rimshot waves back at Socks:::
 
*raises hand, and a force field appears, deflecting the rimshot waves over and around me*
 
ROFLMAO It's Peanut Butter Jelly time!!! Niiiiice Kimiko!

You know what hasn't been sighted here in a little while..the nessodile!

*whips out binoculars and begins looking for the fabled creature. Sees HDSsDS...

OH MY GOD!!! IT'S BURNING MY RETINAS!!!
 
*Briefly uses Kimi, as a new glass eye for Big Dogg, as the cue-ball in a game of snooker*

Yes! Perfect score - ZERO! 😛 *Is knocked off his feet by the force of the repeatedly deflected rimshot energy wave which is increasing in intensity over time*
 
::;borrows Kimi from Koopa...plays a series of games of 9-ball against TMSV...loses to TMSV 5 games to 4:::
 
*looks down, sees pants still have not yet reformed, so I snap my fingers and a full Armani suit appears on my person. Perfect fit, perfect size, everything* Now I'm puttin' on the Ritz 😎
 
*gets out the peanut butter and makes ritz sandwiches*


mmmmmmmmmmm.......
 
I like the cheese and Ritz ones personally 🙂
Out of curiosity, what is that in your user title, Nessie? It looks like a variation on the old Kirby theme that's popular on other sites ^(^.^)^ (>^.^)>
 
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