Godmodding thread

[nessonite1]

*freezes mid-squrt*

*she looks up, her big blue eyes fill with tears*

WAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

 

[Ethereal]

er... :wooha:

Nooo. Don't cry little potential acolyte. *picks up and rocks gently.* Awww. *Summons undead chorus to pacify her.*

edit: oops, pacify. not serenade. serenading babies = bad. AHH :grind_tee

 

[Cbarton]

::Watches apple juice turn into confetti....finishes diaper change and gives Nessie her GodModess pacifer:::

"please, tell the chorus not to sing so loud....they'll wkae the baby..."

 

[Ethereal]

well I would, but they decided they no longer want to obey me so... :weird: oops.

*Snickers evilly as the undead revolt in the courtroom, ignoring the imaginary judge's gavel banging and attacking some of the poor, innocent bystanders. The attacked become the infected and soon the courtroom is bustling with zombies.*

We might have a bit of clean up to do... although I'll leave that one to you. :happy:

 

[Sockstickler]

Zombies. Why did it have to be zombies?
*Draws sword* This could get messy.

 

[Cbarton]

"allow me..."

:😛ut undead attachment on THSV....sucks up the zombies...also leaves courtroom floor clean, shiny, and smelling like a pine forrest::😛ulls out my "Easy' button:::

"There, that was easy!"

::;goes back to rocking GodModlet Nessie:::

 

[nessonite1]

*coos and tugs KY's lower lip*

 

[Sockstickler]

"allow me..."

:😛ut undead attachment on THSV....sucks up the zombies...also leaves courtroom floor clean, shiny, and smelling like a pine forrest::😛ulls out my "Easy' button:::

"There, that was easy!"

::;goes back to rocking GodModlet Nessie:::

Dang, I'm impressed! *Sheathes sword*

 

[Ethereal]

you haven't seen the last of me.

*Hurls dath bolts everywhere in a tantrum before tiring self out and falling asleep on the ground, protected by layers of swarming insects.*

 

[Sockstickler]

you haven't seen the last of me.

*Hurls dath bolts everywhere in a tantrum before tiring self out and falling asleep on the ground, protected by layers of swarming insects.*

*Is speared by a dath bolt (Whatever that is) through the chest and falls to my knees, then onto the ground.*

 

[LonelyKimiko]

*throws a 'nana at ethereal*

 

[Ethereal]

*throws a 'nana at ethereal*

*Appears behind kimiko, in ethereal form.* (HAHA GET IT)
Why did you do that, MEANIE.

ooc: dath = typo 😛
ooc2VVVVVV: death itself! 😀

 

[Sockstickler]

*Appears behind kimiko, in ethereal form.* (HAHA GET IT LOL)
Why did you do that, MEANIE.

ooc: dath = typo 😛

OOC: What did I get hit with? *Lies dead on the floor.*

 

[Cbarton]

::grabs dath bolt....gives it to GodModlet Nessie as a teething toy:::

"now now, little Nessie...not so hard on my lip...." ::::turns Ethereal into a rattle...hands it to GodModlet Nessie::::

 

[nessonite1]

*squeals and shakes rattle for a few seconds before throwing it to the floor and sobbing*

 

[Ethereal]

*squeals and shakes rattle for a few seconds before throwing it to the floor and sobbing*

T_T

*grumbles and turns back into old self, opening fake necromancy book to the page on aging spells.*

Elorum.. carpe... .. *points fingertip at nessbaby*

 

[nessonite1]

*gains a year and is now a toddler, running around the thread wildly and throwing things at people*

 

[Ethereal]

why aren't you senile and crotchety? >=O

Bad terrible-two-god. GO TO YOUR ROOM.

 

[nessonite1]

*runs up to Etherial and kicks him in the shuns*

WANT APPLEJUICE!!!

*sits on the floor and lets out a blood-curdling scream*

 

[Ethereal]

*runs up to Etherial and kicks him in the shuns*

WANT APPLEJUICE!!!

*sits on the floor and lets out a blood-curdling scream*

such.. chaos.. such power.. *forgets to notice that shins are massively hurting.*
OW OW.

*Begrudgely gives her a sippy cup with it.* Are you happy now? *under breath,* brat. */under breath.*

 

[nessonite1]

*takes sippy cup and sipys from it for a moment before tossing it to the floor and wandering off to break something*

 

[Ethereal]

COME BACK HERE.

*Turns necromancy book to the page on aging and recasts the spell, rather sloppily this time.*

 

[Cbarton]

"you obviously need to read up on how to handle GodModlets..."

::: picks up GodModlet Nessie....pushes button on TMSV....it becomes a GodModlet-sized playpen....filled with 2 dozen toys...which should keep her occupied for at least, say 7 minutes?::::

"just play for a little bit, lil Nessie-poo...." :::Gets out Dr. Dobson's Parenting Isn't For Cowards and reads chapter on when GodModlets hit the terrible twos:::

 

[nessonite1]

*squeals with delight and flings all the toys out of the pen, looking around and waiting for someone to come and pick them up*

 

[Ethereal]

T_T;
see.. brat.

*Picks up copy of Necromancy Weekly, article: "Raising the dead is easy, try raising kids!" while casting reverse aging spells on self.*