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Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Strategies for the avoidance of tickle attacks
when one enters into a room or situation in which tickling might occur, one must be aware of the strategies available for the avoidance of the aforementioned possible (and likely inevitable) attack of what some call tickling. due to this common situation, i have taken the liberty of compiling a list to aid those of us who find themselves the subject of these frequent attacks.
1. locate and stand next to something that appears sharp and or dangerous. this will hopefully stop the tickler from attacking because they fear for your safety. a note of caution must come with this piece of advice: one must make sure that the tickler is ultimately concerned for your overall well-being, thus taking into account the close proximity of such an obviously dangerous object before they begin their assault.
2. hot liquids such as coffee, tea, and soup, if held, can prove to be an extraordinary practical way to avoid tickling attacks. the overwhelming probabitity of steaming hot liquid being spilt is enough to keep even the most prolific ticklers at a distance.
3. holding expensive objects will also aid in evading tickling, particularly the holding of the potential tickler. although, here the author must say that she in no ways condones this action, she merely admits the likelihood of it working to the advantage of the sufferer of tickle attacks.
4. run.
5. acquire a terrible disease of some sort that will render one immobile and therefore deter the tickler. a note of caution must again be offered: before using this strategy, (a) one must make the tickler aware of the sickness, and (b) one must be certain that the tickler will maintain the strict code to not tickle a sick person.
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Strategies for the avoidance of tickle attacks
when one enters into a room or situation in which tickling might occur, one must be aware of the strategies available for the avoidance of the aforementioned possible (and likely inevitable) attack of what some call tickling. due to this common situation, i have taken the liberty of compiling a list to aid those of us who find themselves the subject of these frequent attacks.
1. locate and stand next to something that appears sharp and or dangerous. this will hopefully stop the tickler from attacking because they fear for your safety. a note of caution must come with this piece of advice: one must make sure that the tickler is ultimately concerned for your overall well-being, thus taking into account the close proximity of such an obviously dangerous object before they begin their assault.
2. hot liquids such as coffee, tea, and soup, if held, can prove to be an extraordinary practical way to avoid tickling attacks. the overwhelming probabitity of steaming hot liquid being spilt is enough to keep even the most prolific ticklers at a distance.
3. holding expensive objects will also aid in evading tickling, particularly the holding of the potential tickler. although, here the author must say that she in no ways condones this action, she merely admits the likelihood of it working to the advantage of the sufferer of tickle attacks.
4. run.
5. acquire a terrible disease of some sort that will render one immobile and therefore deter the tickler. a note of caution must again be offered: before using this strategy, (a) one must make the tickler aware of the sickness, and (b) one must be certain that the tickler will maintain the strict code to not tickle a sick person.
