Goose Deterrent

[Inuyasha]

I have discovered a wonderful goose deterrent. A hand launched paper clip gun! Go find a wide, tan rubber band and a jumbo paper clip, and check this out!

1: Pull apart the paper clip slightly, making the two sharp ends face each other, almost touching.
2: Fold the two ends into themselves, so that you have a shape kindof like this:

3: Now, stretch the rubber band between your forefinger and thumb, sliding the paper clip onto it and pulling it back with the opening facing you.
4: LET IT FLY! If you pull it back far enough, you can get high accuracy up to about 60 feet or so. I can hit the man sized bush across the lot from my bedroom window. Stupid geese...crapping on all the pavements and making all kinds of unGOdly noise...SHOOT EM!
These don't kill, so don't worry.

 

[critterlord]

😕

I must ask, what kind of problems do you have with geese?

 

[Limeoutsider]

Ahh, I think you need to get out more 🙂

 

[Inuyasha]

1) They crap on EVERYTHING, and you can't walk anywhere without stepping on it
2) There is a lake behind my house. It's a really beautiful lake, that is, it WAS until the damned Canadian geese decided to stop mirgrating for the winter. Now it's full of goose shit.
3) They make too much noise! Half the time it's just one annoying goose on the top of a house, standing straight up and squaking non stop for hours. Now I have something to shut him up with.
4) They fight. When two geese fight, it ain't pretty. Jumping four feet in the air, flapping there wings and scattering feathers everywhere, squaking like you wouldn't believe, and crapping all over the place even more!

 

[critterlord]

Do you mean me or him?

 

[Limeoutsider]

What, critterlord?



I'd make sure that Canadian Geese aren't on some list that would give you a $1000 fine if someone catches you launching projectiles at them.

 

[critterlord]

What, critterlord?



You said, "Ahh, I think you need to get out more" I was wondering if you meant me or him.

Ahh, there is nothing finer than the smell of goose feces in the morning.

Be carefull, or the geese will take their revenge on you.

 

[bticklishfeet]

Do you know Loosey Goosey?😎

 

[critterlord]

Lets put it this way, whats left of Loosey Goosy after dinner time was given to the dogs.

Just kidding. The name sounds familiar.

 

[Limeoutsider]

I didnt mean you critter

 

[critterlord]

Thanks Lime. I truly want your respect. After all, you have been nice enough to post on my weird threads.