Greetings

[Aginor]

Hello, all. I've been a long-time "lurker" here, and decided to start posting.

I do have a question for those of you who are into the whole bondage thing. I've just recently gotten a girlfriend (my first), and she is extremely ticklish! 😀 In fact, I was just talking to her on the phone yesterday when she was at a friends house. Evidently, her friend started tickling her and she started screaming just after a few seconds then accidently hung up on me.

Anyways, I don't want to risk myself getting hurt when the time comes that I start going on the tickling spree with her, so does any body know of a good website or something that teaches knots? The only knot I can make is the one that ties my shoelaces.

 

[sole seeker1]

I don't usually respond to anything that begins with "Greetings".
Last time I did it was some real bad news from my draft board. :weird:

Anyway, I wanted to say hello and welcome to the lunatic assylum. I look forward to reading more of your posts.

In regard to your question: don't outsmart yourself. When we attempt to complicate things we increase our chances of screwing up! Just tie a simple knot that you can easily untie. The bow-knot you use to tie your shoes should work just fine.

If you decide to try to tickle without bondage, have a few excuses prepared to explain how you got that black eye. (No one will believe you walked into a door... so don't even bother with that one.)

 

[Aginor]

"Lunatic asylum"? Sorry, I thought this was the mental ward....

Well, thanks for the help. I can probably make up a TON of excuses for a black eye. I have a cat who tries to kill me every night when I go to feed him. 😱

 

[sole seeker1]

Sorry to hear about your overly rambunctious cat. He probably just needs a playmate. Ask him if he'd like a big brother... maybe a pitbull named "Cuddles" for example. (Just kidding, of course.)

Yes, this is indeed a nut house. I'm one of the cashews. 😉

 

[His Divine Shadow]

And I am the Supreme Nut of all Nuts. Welcome to the posting community here!!! Enjoy ya'self!!!!!🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

 

[Aginor]

Get ready to step down from that position, DivineShadow, 'cause I can be one crazy dude at times!!! 😎

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Just wait till you see me in action.

For those who know: MARMALADE RULES!!!!!!!

Also, I would like a cookie, please.

 

[Aginor]

Ahh, cookies...bask in their warm glowing warming glow....

 

[His Divine Shadow]

NO!!!! YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE!!!! THEY'RE ALL MINE!!!! My precious.......the precious, it's mine alone......MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[Aginor]

Filthy, rotten Hobbitses! They've stolen our Precious, they have; and we wants it back! Evil, tricksy, false! Yes, Precious, we'll gets it back.

No, master is our friend!

You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you!

I'm not listening! I'm not listening!

You're a lier, and a thief....

Nope....

Murderer!

Go away.

Go away! Hahahahahahahaha

I hate you.

Where would you be without me? It was because of me that we survived! Gollum! Gollum!

Not anymore....

What?

Master protects us now. We don't need you. Go away, and never return!

WHAT?

Go away, and never return!

NO!

Go away, and never return! We tolds him to go away, and away he goes! Yipee! Smeagol is free!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Grabs Smeagol, ties him up with a pretty bow, puts him in a little box, and chucks him of to the side.* Smeagol annoy HDS. Now HDS do little dance. *Puts on Godzilla suit, and begins to dance.*

See pictures.😛 http://chibigojitoy.hypermart.net/items/baredancing2.gif

http://64.70.210.218/pictures/basswars/dancinggodzilla.jpg

 

[Aginor]

WHEEEEEEEEEEE!! Disco-zilla!!

*does the dance of the puddin' pants*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I think I like you.😛 😛 😛 😛 LA CHUPACABRA!!!! AYE CARAMBA!!!!!!!

 

[Aginor]

Mi no hablo espanol.... 🙁

Yay! My first day here and I've made a buddy...I think.... *wonders off to ponder the meaning of lawn gnomes*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

They're plotting world domination, don'tcha know? A funny gnome line, read it out loud to see why: He gnomey, don'tcha know me?😛

 

[Aginor]

Hehehehehehehehe...I heard that on a cartoon once.

(yeah, I still watch Cartoon Network)

*picks up a sledge hammer* Time for fun! ^_^

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Don't thin CN is bad!!! I spend hours each day watching it. Also, that hammer is MUCH too small, you need one of HDS' patented 200 ton mega crushers. Guaranteed to put a crater in the ground or your money back.

 

[nytoetapper1]

Ok, we've figured out Gnomes, but what about those silly @$$ pink flamingoes? Are they in league with the gnomes?

Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Aye, that they are. Soon they may recruit the Cupid garden statues as archers. BEWARE........

 

[Aginor]

No, the flamingoes are aligned with the nose goblins. The penguins are allied with the gnomes.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

That's what they want you to think. *Looks about cautiously.*

 

[nytoetapper1]

Are the shoe gnomes with the lawn gnomes, or against?

I am so out of touch with the whole gnome world!

 

[Aginor]

But wait...where do the hippies and politicians fit into the scheme of things? :weird:

 

[His Divine Shadow]

The politicians are alone. Nobody wants them. As for the hippies....last I heard they were trying to clone a gnome and combine it with a flamingo.

 

[Aginor]

KILL THE HIPPIES!! *chases hippies with a nuclear device duct-taped to his back*