Guys --> What is your penis's name?

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

blame that on you men. i for one never heard it called monkey or clam. weird

isabeau

Here's more names for you, Isabeau!

 

[unclebill]

Mine has been nicknamed the whopper, because it takes two hands to handle it.

 

[amk714]

I never thought of naming mine until a rather curious incident that happened several years ago....

Good one, Drew! Though that incident seems to have also happened to a number of men other than yourself. 😀

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[TKpervert]

blame that on you men. i for one never heard it called monkey or clam. weird
isabeau

The proper term in vulgar street lingo is 'bearded clam'. 😀
Vulgar street lingo is what guys speak when there's no ladys within earshot.

 

[kis123]

Ah, geez. 🙁

Well, maybe you can answer me this then, kis123:

How come there's all these animal names for women's naughty bits?

Lesse, there's monkey, clam, pussy, beaver...

Those just off the top o' my noggin.

Those are names men put on them, not women! We could have come up with something more gentile, thank you very much!

 

[kis123]

blame that on you men. i for one never heard it called monkey or clam. weird

isabeau

Funny you mentioned this as well. Besides, no man who knows me longer than 5 minutes would be stupid enough to use the word "monkey" to describe anything on me! 😕 And "clam?" That just makes me think of something fishy. And I ain't fishy baby! 😀

 

[kis123]

"That's right. SECRET," I told them. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!"

This was priceless!

Drew, no one can ever accuse you of not living a very interesting life!

 

[ticklemad]

Kong.

Now that is just too darn funny

 

[isabeau]

Mine has been nicknamed the whopper, because it takes two hands to handle it.

lol you men are such dreamers. dream on unclebill and others like you. and lets see now, where did i put that 38ddd bra of mine??? hmmm

isabeau

 

[kis123]

lol you men are such dreamers. dream on unclebill and others like you. and lets see now, where did i put that 38ddd bra of mine??? hmmm

isabeau

**kis slaps Izzy a high-five**

You go girl!
What an imagination some of these fellas have! 😀

 

[isabeau]

**kis slaps Izzy a high-five**

You go girl!
What an imagination some of these fellas have! 😀

hey kis gotta put these guys in their place. now i will believe the guy who calls his a teeny weeny lil peeny. thats a cute nickname.

isabeau

o ps hubby calls his nixon get it? little dicky? lol

 

[Deuce]

I guess my name would be "Hey Buddy" seems like I'm always saying Hey Buddy you still alive down there

 

[Knox The Hatter]

Yeah, Jim! Kong! Indeed!

Mrs Knox and I don't do this. However, my ex-girlfriend used to call it 'Barney'. You know. Purple dinosaur. Ha ha.

 

[Hiryu]

I haven't thought about that in a long, long time but, back when i was in my late teens, I decided to call it Hercules.

 

[Vexis]

my penis has many names: Hugo, Herbert, Franz, Fritz, Alfred, Banana Fone, TicketMaster(all seats reserved🙂), Norman, and last but not least, Franklin Delanoe Roostervelt. Im not making this up. his name changes weekly. (this week its Cindy.😉)