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Dr. Bill Kobb
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Hey!
I'm still in this! It's just that, dispite dearly craving to be a megalomaniacal ruler of all the TMF, fighting just ain't my strong suit(being a nerdly mad-scientist-type and all).
Fortunately, I called-in a favor to my pal Chuck Norris, who came and gave Isabeau a right roundhouse-kick to her tuckus that'll make sure she doesn't sit down for a week.
As for Kered, I'm sending in the Giant Lobsters!
I'm still in this! It's just that, dispite dearly craving to be a megalomaniacal ruler of all the TMF, fighting just ain't my strong suit(being a nerdly mad-scientist-type and all).
Fortunately, I called-in a favor to my pal Chuck Norris, who came and gave Isabeau a right roundhouse-kick to her tuckus that'll make sure she doesn't sit down for a week.
As for Kered, I'm sending in the Giant Lobsters!
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Great!! Just let me boil some water and melt a lot of BUTTER! Man, we're going to eat good this week.Dr. Bill Kobb said:I'm still in this! It's just that, dispite dearly craving to be a megalomaniacal ruler of all the TMF, fighting just ain't my strong suit(being a nerdly mad-scientist-type and all).
Fortunately, I called-in a favor to my pal Chuck Norris, who came and gave Isabeau a right roundhouse-kick to her tuckus that'll make sure she doesn't sit down for a week.
As for Kered, I'm sending in the Giant Lobsters!
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Dr. Bill Kobb said:I'm still in this! It's just that, dispite dearly craving to be a megalomaniacal ruler of all the TMF, fighting just ain't my strong suit(being a nerdly mad-scientist-type and all).
Fortunately, I called-in a favor to my pal Chuck Norris, who came and gave Isabeau a right roundhouse-kick to her tuckus that'll make sure she doesn't sit down for a week.
As for Kered, I'm sending in the Giant Lobsters!
Looks like I gotta get my pal Godzilla after that thing
Dr. Bill Kobb said:I'm still in this! It's just that, dispite dearly craving to be a megalomaniacal ruler of all the TMF, fighting just ain't my strong suit(being a nerdly mad-scientist-type and all).
Fortunately, I called-in a favor to my pal Chuck Norris, who came and gave Isabeau a right roundhouse-kick to her tuckus that'll make sure she doesn't sit down for a week.
As for Kered, I'm sending in the Giant Lobsters!
ummmm hey is that anyway to treat a lady????????????
isabeau
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kered said:Great!! Just let me boil some water and melt a lot of BUTTER! Man, we're going to eat good this week.
::Runs-up and pushes Kered into the boiling concoction::
"HeeHeeHeeHoHo!" (actual video of Kered in the soup)
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Pshaw!General Zod said:Looks like I gotta get my pal Godzilla after that thing
My pal Chuck Norris is riding the giant lobster, and he'll deliver a roundhouse-kick to Godzilla that'll have him running back to Tokyo with his tail between his legs!
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isabeau said:you tell em kered lol
isabeau
::Takes away Everlasting Goddess of the Moon crown and gives it to Tickleshotel::
Bad Minion!
Bad, bad Minion!You guys are supposed to be worshipping(
) my incredible wonderfulness in this thread, not beating me up!
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How are you gonna push me anywhere when you can't hold your own against a GIRL, Dr. Sissypants? You must be delusional from the beating isabeau gave you. As for Chuck Norris, he has never ran into a bunny protecting and extremely pissed off Miss Izzy.Dr. Bill Kobb said:::Runs-up and pushes Kered into the boiling concoction::
(actual video of Kered in the soup)
'Dr. Bill Kobb said:::Takes away Everlasting Goddess of the Moon crown and gives it to Tickleshotel::
Bad Minion!
You guys are supposed to be worshipping(
thats not fair...... how dare you whip me???? humph..
isabeau
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kered said:How are you gonna push me anywhere when you can't hold your own against a GIRL, Dr. Sissypants? You must be delusional from the beating isabeau gave you. As for Chuck Norris, he has never ran into a bunny protecting and extremely pissed off Miss Izzy.
Easy! I just yanked the ladder away!
BTW--Nice TAN, lobster-boy.
/ 😀 Kered / Dr. Kobb
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isabeau said:
Quite easy, m'dear! It's right there on page 702, paragraph 7, line 43b of my evil bad-guy codebook:
"Upon the event of minions turning tail, it is incumbent upon bad-guys to give said minions a firm swatting upon the derriere(or approximate regions thereof)"
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Wishful thinking on my part.isabeau said:i just might like that... and who said i was a minion anyway?????
isabeau
Well, in that case, I'll refer you to Chapter 12, page 909, section 4 of the codebook, which states(and I quote):
" Should the former minion display a marked attraction to tail-smackings, the evil-doer is typically forced to lock said minion down in the basement cage with the tickle-squid until such time as they:a)renounce their backsliding ways or b)perform the sacred footbath with their tongue upon the regal feets of said evil-doer"
Dr. Bill Kobb said:Wishful thinking on my part.
Well, in that case, I'll refer you to Chapter 12, page 909, section 4 of the codebook, which states(and I quote):
" Should the former minion display a marked attraction to tail-smackings, the evil-doer is typically forced to lock said minion down in the basement cage with the tickle-squid until such time as they:a)renounce their backsliding ways or b)perform the sacred footbath with their tongue upon the regal feets of said evil-doer"
um noooooooooo not a squid please.... eeks. anything but that.
isabeau
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I'm with the Kobster on this one---and didn't Noris get chucked already??
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Building a fire pit on the beach (this is a island isn;t it? and blowing my peace bagpipe to summon everyone else for the Nightly Powwow .. Asking permission from the Grand Poohba to allow me to make a public address regarding a Dire serious situation that needs to be resolved..
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Hooray for Chrisheaven!
Always good to go with the winning team, mate!
Now, let's Bibble-Bobble `em(but first, we'll push Chuck into the lobster-tank)!
chrisheaven said:
Always good to go with the winning team, mate!
Now, let's Bibble-Bobble `em(but first, we'll push Chuck into the lobster-tank)!
