Hail to the Kobster!

[Tamia78]

Now why such hostility honey bunch??? Now when they slice up cows, chickens, pigs, and any other animal for human consumption, I don't see all the hubbub about that?? and you wish pox on me??? and to think you were sooooo sweet 😛

I still am sweet, but I am the chosen warrior to attack those who wish to kill and eat cute widdle furry creatures.

I still wuv you, tho....lol

 

[General Zod]

"Please! If you love my adorable hugglby-wuggliness, you'll SEND that dollar($1) contribution in to save my rabbity-assed hide!!! Jesus, people! It's one measly DOLLAR for me to continue breathing?!?

Remember, that address is:

Kobb Labs
Dept.: Spare Me!
P.O. Box 30231
P'cola, FL 32503-1231

I'll send one dollar allright I'll even send ten dollars But there better not be any harm done to that bunny

 

[isabeau]

I'll send one dollar allright I'll even send ten dollars But there better not be any harm done to that bunny

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dont fall for it...... he will still eat it dont you know????

isabeau

 

[natural tickler]

I still am sweet, but I am the chosen warrior to attack those who wish to kill and eat cute widdle furry creatures.

I still wuv you, tho....lol

and i still wuv you, too

but if it becomes between starvation and that bowl of rabbit stew.....

you know where I'm going with this, right

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Ya see? I coulda sworn that instead of "Kobb Labs" it said something like "Save the Furry Creatures from Dying a Horrible Death" or some such Title......Sneaky....all the more reason to be suspicious of Kobb.....

Try not to think of it as extortion. Think of it as a community-wide effort to help save Scruffles from becoming a succulent side-dish!

That addy again!

Kobb Labs
Dept: Scruffles Stew Recipes
P.O. Box: 30231
Pensacola, FL 32503

Remember! That cut-off date is Tuesday, March 22nd, 2006.

 

[natural tickler]

Dr. Kobb, you will get $20 from me, and do whatever you wish to the bunny, as long as it serves the best wishes of the enterprises

 

[isabeau]

um am i here?

isabeau

 

[Tamia78]

and i still wuv you, too

but if it becomes between starvation and that bowl of rabbit stew.....

you know where I'm going with this, right

NT...you forget, I can cook, but I will never cook rabbit stew for you

 

[Tamia78]

Dr. Kobb, you will get $20 from me, and do whatever you wish to the bunny, as long as it serves the best wishes of the enterprises

NOOOOOOOOOOOO.....NT...you....you traitor! I can't believe what I'm hearing.....there will be no tickle-torturning of Tamia by you, thank you very much....

 

[natural tickler]

NT...you forget, I can cook, but I will never cook rabbit stew for you

Tamia.....you forget, that I have ways in getting what I want

Don't worry about Zod, Dr, we'll put him back into the Phantom Zone

 

[Tamia78]

um am i here?

isabeau

Hi Iz!

 

[isabeau]

Don't worry about Zod, Dr, we'll put him back into the Phantom Zone

over my dead body.... or yours to be more exact.

isabeau

 

[Tamia78]

Try not to think of it as extortion. Think of it as a community-wide effort to help save Scruffles from becoming a succulent side-dish!

That addy again!

Kobb Labs
Dept: Scruffles Stew Recipes
P.O. Box: 30231
Pensacola, FL 32503

Remember! That cut-off date is Tuesday, March 22nd, 2006.

I'm sorry, Dr. Kobb, I simply cannot support the torture of cute fuzzy wittle bunnies.......sending PETA your way! You will pay for your torturous ways......

 

[isabeau]

I'm sorry, Dr. Kobb, I simply cannot support the torture of cute fuzzy wittle bunnies.......sending PETA your way! You will pay for your torturous ways......

whooooohooooooooo you go girl. and i'm right with you.

isabeau

 

[natural tickler]

over my dead body.... or yours to be more exact.

isabeau

wellllll, looks like there will be two funerals, the bunnies, and yours

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Dr. Kobb, you will get $20 from me, and do whatever you wish to the bunny, as long as it serves the best wishes of the enterprises

Do you see what I mean, people? Natural Tickler is ready to let the healing powers of believing begin!

With that kind of positive, uplifting prayer-pledging, I think we can count on
Mr. Scruffles living well into his later years, subject to early-morning bunny belly-rubs thanks to the joyous giving donations of superior TMF-Members!

Can I count on the same level of power-donations to the Mr. Scruffles cause from each and every ONE of you?

Yes, yet again:

Kobb Labs
Office: Lip Smackin' Good!
P.O. Box 30231
Pensacola, FL 32503

 

[natural tickler]

You have my full support, and cooperation

 

[General Zod]

Tamia.....you forget, that I have ways in getting what I want

Don't worry about Zod, Dr, we'll put him back into the Phantom Zone

Sheesh A villian changes his ways and you wanna send him back to the Phantom Zone I like bunnies Especially the vorpal bunnies

 

[Tamia78]

THIS MEANS WARRRRRRRR!!!!!

Iz and Tamia, fighting to save all the wittle fuzzy creatures from certain death and torture at the hands of 2 sadistic meanies (not to mention extortionists).

Bunnylovers, UNITE!

 

[isabeau]

who the heck started a hail to the kobber thread anyway? the kob man is evil plain and simple..... no hailing to him from me.

isabeau

now maybe some softball size hail.... 😀

 

[isabeau]

THIS MEANS WARRRRRRRR!!!!!

Iz and Tamia, fighting to save all the wittle fuzzy creatures from certain death and torture at the hands of 2 sadistic meanies (not to mention extortionists).

Bunnylovers, UNITE!

yippee and dont forget kered and the General, between us four we can destroy these bunny haters.

isabeau

 

[natural tickler]

THIS MEANS WARRRRRRRR!!!!!

Iz and Tamia, fighting to save all the wittle fuzzy creatures from certain death and torture at the hands of 2 sadistic meanies (not to mention extortionists).

Bunnylovers, UNITE!

if war is what you want, then war is what you shall have

 

[General Zod]

if war is what you want, then war is what you shall have

And I thought we were on the same side for fighting the evil forces

 

[isabeau]

WAR!!!!!

isabeau

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Sheesh A villian changes his ways and you wanna send him back to the Phantom Zone I like bunnies Especially the vorpal bunnies

Yeah! That's right!

And we'll send Scruffles there, too, if we don't start seeing some hard-CASH donations to the cause by Monday's mail:

Kobb Labs
Dept: Scruffles the Mittens
P.O.Box 30231
Pensacola, FL 32503