Happy Birthday Annie, giggle, mairead, whomever you decide to be next year.
You know I could post a funny picture, some animated gif...but I wanted something a little more personal.....so I present to you a list I have just come up with: 10 things not to do on your 21st birthday.
10. Do not eat the peanuts off the floor, save them for Rocko.
9. Do not drink anything that someone else pours for you, unless they are rich.
8. Do not tattoo 21 anywhere on your body, next year changing that 1 to 2 is expensive.
7. Do not go out an immediately get a new DL or ID, its much more fun watching the clerk be embarrassed for not knowing the date.
6. Do not go to every bar for that "free drink", too much damn traveling.
5. Do not call your underaged friends and tease them. They may call you in the morning while you have a hangover.
4. Do not eat cake (especially ice-cream cake) before you go out and drink. I can attest to the ice-cream cake part personally.
3. Do not let anyone spank you 21 times, anything more than 20 is technically a misdemeanor.
2. Do not post 21 times in any thread.
1. Do not change your name to AnnieHall21 or any variation of that.
Have a great birthday, and as always....many, many more.
Your friend,
Rob
