In Britain the internet is now old enough to have sex as a consenting adult, get married (with parental consent) and buy ciggies for itself. It still can't vote, buy porn or watch Leon for another two years though. Which is somewhat ironic to me.

I can't believe you mentioned the 'S' word! We don't do that over here, old chap!
No sex please, we're British, what!
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