Strelnikov
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Today begins the season of wretched culinary excess. Guys don’t care – we just get fat. Women do care, but take heart, you're still in good shape as long as you can still touch your toes. Just remember, using your boobs doesn't count!
And to start things off, here’s a recipe:
BAKED STUFFED TURKEY
12-15 lb. Turkey
1 cup melted butter
2 cups stuffing
1 1/2 cups uncooked (un-popped) popcorn
salt and pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush Turkey well with melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the Turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the Turkey flies across the room, it's done.
And you thought I couldn't cook.........
Strelnikov
And to start things off, here’s a recipe:
BAKED STUFFED TURKEY
12-15 lb. Turkey
1 cup melted butter
2 cups stuffing
1 1/2 cups uncooked (un-popped) popcorn
salt and pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush Turkey well with melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the Turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the Turkey flies across the room, it's done.
And you thought I couldn't cook.........
Strelnikov
