luv2bt&tickled
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Paige Stein / Paperback / Published 1997. seriously funny This is a ridiculously funny book. I laughed at least a zillion times. Anyone who actually takes this advice seriously needs to check into the nearest mental hospital. Just too funny.
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He who laughs last thinks slowest!
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
I bet you I could stop gambling.
I can resist anything but temptation
. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
I hate to repeat gossip, so I'll only say this once.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx
I refuse a battle of wits with an unarmed person!
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. - Groucho Marx
I Still miss my ex-husband....BUT, My aim is improving!
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.
I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it.
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
I'm an influential person, gravitationally speaking.
___ I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact.
I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
I'm no stranger, just a friend you haven't met.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
I'm not as dumb as you look.
I'm not opinionated, I'm always right!
___
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
I bet you I could stop gambling.
I can resist anything but temptation
. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
I hate to repeat gossip, so I'll only say this once.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx
I refuse a battle of wits with an unarmed person!
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. - Groucho Marx
I Still miss my ex-husband....BUT, My aim is improving!
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.
I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it.
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
I'm an influential person, gravitationally speaking.
___ I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact.
I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
I'm no stranger, just a friend you haven't met.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
I'm not as dumb as you look.
I'm not opinionated, I'm always right!
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