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Hearing

goddess_nemesis

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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the docter and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing in perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
 
Very funny! I wonder what my family think of me...!!
 
WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? SPEAK UP DAMMIT!I CANT HEAR YOU!!! :jester:
 
HAR HAR,fooled you!Guess who just got cut out of my will.😛 And you thought that 1968 Dodge Dart was yours. 😀
 
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