Hell is...

[BlackestLily]

So...what's your hell? One of my hells is...

Sitting at a restaurant eating salty fries with no drink left, and you haven't seen your waiter/waitress for 15 minutes.

 

[Angel77]

^ Yikes! That would suck.

Hell is getting water up your nose while swimming. Ugh.

 

[BlackestLily]

Hell is listening to someone breath heavily while they're eating.

 

[Desparting297]

Hell is living MY life. Don't ever let that happen.

 

[TropicThunder]

Hell is being trapped in a smoking-allowed bowling alley filled with obscenely fat women in polyester pants sporting hairy upper lips.

 

[Angel77]

Hell is realizing that your childhood dream of becoming an astronaut/vet/doctor/pilot/lawyer that lives in a tree house isn't going to happen.

 

[BlackestLily]

Hell is wanting a pop REALLY bad, but you open your fridge, and the only kind available is Diet Dr. Pepper. *barf*

 

[Angel77]

Hell is getting your period when you're not ready aka "with supplies" while you're out in public.

 

[LD_Tickler]

Hell is other people 😉

http://books.google.ca/books?id=QYh...&resnum=2&ved=0CCIQ6AEwAQ#v=onepage&q&f=false

 

[mealburglar]

My hell is being surrounded by Ventriliquest dummies...staring and laughing at me..in a dim lighted room...they give me the creeps...

 

[Angel77]

Hell is a clown.

Clowns are *****s.

 

[BlackestLily]

Hell is the clown from the movie It, standing in your house when you walk in the door.

 

[Angel77]

Hell is realizing that Purr's post is a reality. 😛

Man, I was so pissed when I found out that Tim Curry was Pennywise. I <3 Tim and he scared me. 🙁

 

[thetmfobserver]

Hell is having to go to the bathroom while unable to go.

 

[BlackestLily]

Hell is coming back from a gathering, realizing you won't see those amazing jerks again until months down the road. 🙁

 

[Angel77]

Hell is where all the bad people go.

 

[BlackestLily]

Hell is being so tired that you CAN'T sleep, and still need to wake up early.

 

[Angel77]

Hell is stepping into a piddle of pee courtesy of your puppy while wearing socks.

 

[ticklishscribe]

Interesting interpretations, but...

Hell is the life my friend is living... She is slowly dying of cancer and is in such pain 24/7, she wishes she were dead right now. That's hell.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Wow, this is the silly forum, right? Its a terrible thing, cancer, but its certainly not silly.

Hell is having lots of time to post, but noone else is posting, and you dont want to seem all crazy about posting (aka Mils-ish), so you just laze about.

 

[BlackestLily]

Wow, this is the silly forum, right? Its a terrible thing, cancer, but its certainly not silly.

Thank you.


Hell is when your nose is running at an incredible rate and there's no tissue in sight.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Looks like you've got an interesting interpretation of your own there 🙂 Let me clarify for you.

sil-ly: adj. - foolish; lacking seriousness
Related words: goofy, happy, innocent

Back on topic...

Hell is slamming your funny bone into a corner and not being able to swear because you're at work.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Hell is where there are lots of ticklish people about, and you've got no arms. Plus, your genitals are on fire.

 

[Angel77]

Hell is eating a bowl of rice and realizing that they're maggots.

That's a bummer.

 

[BlackestLily]

Plus, your genitals are on fire.

That's the worst.

Spending a long time making amazing foods to bake, but they come out looking like an angry turd.