help for a suicidal man

[milagros317]

An American loses his job due to his work being moved off-shore. He is very depressed and calls a mental health hotline.

He gets a call center in Pakistan where the call center employee asks, “What seems to be the problem?”

The American responds that he has lost his job due to the work being sent overseas and states, “I am really depressed and actually suicidal.”

The call center employee says, “Great. Can you drive a truck?”

 

[Low_Roads]

Very timely and funny! Thanks Milagros!

 

[rdhd]

There's a point there.... But of course, to drive a truck you'd need a CDL.

 

[Tickaler]

Ha, for a second I thought this was a serious post in the main forum.

 

[milagros317]

There's a point there.... But of course, to drive a truck you'd need a CDL.

https://www.pensketruckrental.com/?...ucks rentals&gclid=CP2t-qfc4NUCFdSIswodoocH4g

All you need to say, is "I'm moving out of state and I want to rent a truck."
All you need to rent it is a valid driver's license and a credit card.

 

[rdhd]

Ah, I forgot about those......

 

[paracarl44]

https://www.pensketruckrental.com/?...ucks rentals&gclid=CP2t-qfc4NUCFdSIswodoocH4g

All you need to say, is "I'm moving out of state and I want to rent a truck."
All you need to rent it is a valid driver's license and a credit card.

^Timothy McVeigh used a Ryder truck for the Oklahoma City bombing.^

 

[milagros317]

^Timothy McVeigh used a Ryder truck for the Oklahoma City bombing.^

Exactly. My brother, who has no commercial license and had never driven a truck before in his life, once rented a truck from Hertz to move from Baltimore to New York City. It had an automatic transmission, presumably because Hertz knew that many renters could drive nothing else.