Like it or not, Soledigger, as long as your original post gives the impression that you think you might try the act in question, rather than making clear that you're just fantasizing and would like to hear some other people's fantasies, you're going to be told by one person after another that there's no way to do it without all hell breaking loose. It would be like going onto a physicists' forum, asking for advice on how to fly like a bird, and expecting somebody to say, "Well, you take two big pieces of nylon, stretch them out tight in a thin wooden casing, strap them to your arms, go up on the roof..."