Rasputin
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HOLY CRAP!!! HOLY CRAP!!! HOLY CRAP!!!!
I was browsing through The Hole in The Wall Gang's website ( www.hitwgang.com) the other night. I purchased a membership and it has already paid for itself! Anyway, I was checking out the thumbnails of a barefoot Sheryl Crow. One looked like a guy was kneeling on the ground, holding Sheryl's naked foot in his hand. I clicked on the thumbnail to enlarge it, and it was a picture of a man on one knee holding the small, unclothed foot of the beautiful singer.
I would try to post the full size picture here, but I think HITW rules forbid it. You can see the thumbnail without the $14.99 membership.
Under the thumbnail was a link to www.krq.com, a radio station in Arizona, I believe. After some research I learned this guy is named John Jay VanEs, or as I call him, The Messiah. I took it upon myself to e-mail him and see if he had anything else to offer. He promptly replied, the same afternoon. Here are the e-mails, complete as follows:
-----Original Message-----
Sent: Monday, May 05, 2003 6:59 AM
To: Van Es, Johnjay
Subject: Is that you with Sheryl Crow's feet? If so, you are my freaking hero!
Hey man!
I was surfing the internet and I came upon a picture of what appears to be you holding Sheryl Crow's foot. NICE!!!
Anyway, I was wondering if you noticed if her feet were ticklish? You could answer a question that has been on the hearts and minds of 1000's of people that I know. You would gain even more legions of loyal fans than you already have!!!
Help us! The fate of the free world lies in your hands....hands that held Sheryl Crow's bare feet!!!
Thanks A Bunch!!!
Subject: RE: Is that you with Sheryl Crow's feet? If so, you are my freaking hero!
Date: Mon, 5 May 2003 10:23:21 -0700
From: "Van Es, Johnjay" | This is spam | Add to Address Book
To: Deleted for anonimity purposes
Yes, she was ticklish!!!! She had GREAT feet...AND, if you are a true lover of feet...you will dig this...I smelled them too!!
Dig this...On May 18th...I get to hold Jennifer Love Hewitt's feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's your deal?
Johnjay
KRQ
This by far, is my greatest accomplishment, to date.
WOO HOO!!!!!!
Rasputin
I was browsing through The Hole in The Wall Gang's website ( www.hitwgang.com) the other night. I purchased a membership and it has already paid for itself! Anyway, I was checking out the thumbnails of a barefoot Sheryl Crow. One looked like a guy was kneeling on the ground, holding Sheryl's naked foot in his hand. I clicked on the thumbnail to enlarge it, and it was a picture of a man on one knee holding the small, unclothed foot of the beautiful singer.
I would try to post the full size picture here, but I think HITW rules forbid it. You can see the thumbnail without the $14.99 membership.
Under the thumbnail was a link to www.krq.com, a radio station in Arizona, I believe. After some research I learned this guy is named John Jay VanEs, or as I call him, The Messiah. I took it upon myself to e-mail him and see if he had anything else to offer. He promptly replied, the same afternoon. Here are the e-mails, complete as follows:
-----Original Message-----
Sent: Monday, May 05, 2003 6:59 AM
To: Van Es, Johnjay
Subject: Is that you with Sheryl Crow's feet? If so, you are my freaking hero!
Hey man!
I was surfing the internet and I came upon a picture of what appears to be you holding Sheryl Crow's foot. NICE!!!
Anyway, I was wondering if you noticed if her feet were ticklish? You could answer a question that has been on the hearts and minds of 1000's of people that I know. You would gain even more legions of loyal fans than you already have!!!
Help us! The fate of the free world lies in your hands....hands that held Sheryl Crow's bare feet!!!
Thanks A Bunch!!!
Subject: RE: Is that you with Sheryl Crow's feet? If so, you are my freaking hero!
Date: Mon, 5 May 2003 10:23:21 -0700
From: "Van Es, Johnjay" | This is spam | Add to Address Book
To: Deleted for anonimity purposes
Yes, she was ticklish!!!! She had GREAT feet...AND, if you are a true lover of feet...you will dig this...I smelled them too!!
Dig this...On May 18th...I get to hold Jennifer Love Hewitt's feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's your deal?
Johnjay
KRQ
This by far, is my greatest accomplishment, to date.
WOO HOO!!!!!!
Rasputin