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Hotel room............(joke)

Illtcklu

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A couple get a hotel room, and he goes out to get a paper. She lays down on the bed to watch TV and all of sudden a train comes by ZOOM! Knocks her off the bed onto the floor, then ten minutes later another train comes by ZOOM! Knocks her onto the floor! She calls the manager " What kind of a hotel is this?"

"What do you mean?" he says

" I've been lying on the bed and a train comes by and it knocks me onto the floor!"

"I gotta see this!"

She says " Come on up!"

Manager goes to her room lays on the bed, just then her husband comes back, looks at his wife then the manager.

"What are you doing here?"

Manager says, "Believe it or not I'm waiting for a train!"
 
tiedandtickled said:
I don't get it either...lol 😕 😕 😕 😕 😕 😕
He says "Believe it or not I'm waiting for a train!" for two reasons...
1) The women said a train hit her, so he's waiting to see if it happens again.
2) If he says anything else, he'll get a punch in the face! (He's lying on the bed next to this women... and then her husband walks in.)

Wow... I feel so clever. 😀
 
Hey , you can't fool me on that one

Hey there , why are you trying to pull a fast one on us ???
I know which train that was and it only runs twice a day ,
8:00 am and 10:30 pm , so it doesn't make any sense. (the joke)
 
LOL, I think the manager will be praying for that train to come pass quickly before the husband can get his hands on anything.

Kust
 
well hmmm silly me thought it had something to do with pulling the train..

isabeau :imouttahe
 
:jester: :jester: Thanks for the laugh, Illtcklu. I already knew that one, but i can't help but laugh every time i hear it... :evilha:
 
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