Rasputin
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This one is easy for me. About 14 years ago, my wife went with a friend to get pedicures after work. During the pedicure, my wife called me. Both to flirt, and to let me know she would be home late. While my wife was talking, she was giddy-sounding and kind of fumbling and stumbling her words. I thought maybe her and her friend had some pre-pedi libations and she was tipsy. After about 30 seconds, my wife handed off the phone to her friend. After exchanging pleasantries with the friend, she said, in a matter-of-fact tone, “She had to give me the phone. She’s having a tough time talking because people are doing things to her feet.”
Turns out they arrived at the nail place near closing time, and my wife received “Four Hand Service” to expedite the pedicure. Twice the hands; twice the tickling.
This is permanently burned into my psyche.
Turns out they arrived at the nail place near closing time, and my wife received “Four Hand Service” to expedite the pedicure. Twice the hands; twice the tickling.
This is permanently burned into my psyche.




