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How big is your penis?

How about a sure-fire way to identify a man with a very small junk...
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This post made me LOL so hard. If the man makes my mind sing, then what matters the size of his thing?! True story.
 
Let's put it this way my wife will ask can Spike Longfellow Goodthrust come out and play? climbs aboard and rides me into the sunset
 
Big enough to survive the relentless onslaught of nearly 4 decades of countless girlfriends, lovers, one-night-stands, and one ex-wife. Ooo-Rah!
 
Best response to this thread so far.

Are you ABSOLUTELY SURE you don't live in Saskatchewan?

No, but I live in a really rural area where there are lots of small pennises...errrrr...jacked-up trucks with huge wheels.
 
It is 5" in length, 1.25" in diameter, curved upwards, 100% silicone, and purple.
 
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