How Many People does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?
...George W. Bush: "The change will come slowly, but I am confident that it is coming... although it will come slowly. True change takes time. Real change, takes time, and comes slowly, though I am confident in my confidence that this change, while real, and true, is slowly taking place. But it will take time, to take place..."
...Don Imus: "Man. Sure is dark without that lighbulb. Might even say it's pitch-black..."
...Al Gore: "That lightbulb is not environmentally friendly. Buy this one." "Isn't that your family's lightbu--" "No."
...Al Sharpton: "The African-American community demands an apology for the uncalled-for 'dark' and 'pitch-black' comments of Don Imus."
...Tipper Gore: "That lightbulb strikes me as being obscenely reminiscent of the sadomasochistic subculture currently plaguing our nation's youth."
...Dee Snyder: "We're not gon-na screw it... No! We're not gon-na SCREW it! We're not gon-na screw-ew, it innnnnnnnnn..."
...Michael Jackson: "Oh, baby... Come to PETER!"
...Jesse Jackson: "I was there... No, no, I mean I was THERE! When they screwed that lightbulb in... I held that dead lightbulb in my arms, it DIED in my ARMS..."
...Dick Cheney: *distant sounds of shotgun firing*
...Saddam Hussein: *distant sounds of lightbulb breaking*
...Bill Clinton: "Honey, do that there crazy thing you did last night, with that light bulb."
...Rosie: *distant sounds of lightbulb being eaten*
...Hillary Clinton: "And this is the very same light bulb that was involved, when Bill said, 'Honey, do that there crazy thing...'"
...Obama: "What do you mean, the bulb's only half-lit?"
Anyone got any crazy ideas to add? Feel free to keep this going... I picked relatively current political / entertainment figures, for the hell of it, but it doesn't need to stay that way...
...George W. Bush: "The change will come slowly, but I am confident that it is coming... although it will come slowly. True change takes time. Real change, takes time, and comes slowly, though I am confident in my confidence that this change, while real, and true, is slowly taking place. But it will take time, to take place..."
...Don Imus: "Man. Sure is dark without that lighbulb. Might even say it's pitch-black..."
...Al Gore: "That lightbulb is not environmentally friendly. Buy this one." "Isn't that your family's lightbu--" "No."
...Al Sharpton: "The African-American community demands an apology for the uncalled-for 'dark' and 'pitch-black' comments of Don Imus."
...Tipper Gore: "That lightbulb strikes me as being obscenely reminiscent of the sadomasochistic subculture currently plaguing our nation's youth."
...Dee Snyder: "We're not gon-na screw it... No! We're not gon-na SCREW it! We're not gon-na screw-ew, it innnnnnnnnn..."
...Michael Jackson: "Oh, baby... Come to PETER!"
...Jesse Jackson: "I was there... No, no, I mean I was THERE! When they screwed that lightbulb in... I held that dead lightbulb in my arms, it DIED in my ARMS..."
...Dick Cheney: *distant sounds of shotgun firing*
...Saddam Hussein: *distant sounds of lightbulb breaking*
...Bill Clinton: "Honey, do that there crazy thing you did last night, with that light bulb."
...Rosie: *distant sounds of lightbulb being eaten*
...Hillary Clinton: "And this is the very same light bulb that was involved, when Bill said, 'Honey, do that there crazy thing...'"
...Obama: "What do you mean, the bulb's only half-lit?"
Anyone got any crazy ideas to add? Feel free to keep this going... I picked relatively current political / entertainment figures, for the hell of it, but it doesn't need to stay that way...
