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How Much Do We Love Edward Cullen?

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I don't know about all of you, but to me, he's so smexy!!! 🙂

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Don't judge me! :cry1:
 
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He's over a hundred and dating a teenager right? Doesn't that make him a pedophile?
 
He's over a hundred and dating a teenager right? Doesn't that make him a pedophile?

Yesssss... and the way he sparkles in the sunlight and plays baseball during thunderstorms... Oh God I wanna cream myself! 😛

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Don't judge me! :cry1:
 
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Am I the only one who wants to be a lamb to his big strong lion?

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Don't judge me! :cry1:
 
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Hey girls. You know how annoying women in pornos are? How they look like **********s and act like complete morons who exist only to sexually service men?

Thats how men see Edward Cullen.
 
Yesssss... and the way he sparkles in the sunlight and plays baseball during thunderstorms... Oh God I wanna cream myself! 😛

Be my guest then 😀
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Be my guest then 😀
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LMAO!
 
It never ceases to amaze me how many liberties that woman took with vampire lore.
She didn't take liberties with it; she left it out completely.

What she presented is not a vampire, according to any vampiric lore on the face of the planet. Dracula took enormous liberties with vampire lore, but this is barely even reminiscent of Dracula.

Early vampire novels made the vampire a tall, dark, powerful, and dominating individual... in other words, sexy, but it still retained its "point" in the annals of world mythology. It filled the role it always had (incidentally, vampires are supposed to be ugly; their attractiveness, even in such sources as Bram Stoker's Dracula, is more a matter of animal magnetism).

Stories like twilight strip all that is "vampire" from the vampire, and just leave the sexy bits. It's comparable to making a sweet drink for children that tastes like antifreeze, and is called "antifreeze," but actually isn't antifreeze (and is completely harmless) while leaving the real thing on the shelves at the same time. This, of course, says nothing of the damage the books are doing to the minds of pre-pubescent teenage girls who are modeling their social behavior on them.
 
I am so seriously disturbed by this..


In fact, Twilight makes me want to stab myself. (Sorry Aimee & Katie <33333 )
 
Twilight makes me go into a whitenoise stage of existence when anyone decides to talk lovingly about it near me.
 
Count Orlok would like to clear something up with the tween Twilight fans.

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But honestly...how do Bella and the Edward "do" it? Wouldn't it be like an eskimo pie f*cking a popsicle?

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