No lying please 😛
I'm somewhere between 5'9 and 5'10...

I'm a short arse, just reaching 5' 3".
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5'3 ... AND I'M NOT SHORT!![]()

With all those capitals, what you lack in stature you make up for in volume.![]()
5'3" ... AND I'M NOT SHORT!![]()
Ahhh, cool, another lady I could bottle up on my lap while tickling her.
😛Same here, but the Church always told me it was due to a habit of a more personal nature.5'10". That's what you get for smoking, kids!

Same here, but the Church always told me it was due to a habit of a more personal nature.![]()
Wow, I could put you in my lap and tickle you and you would be all bottled up.

5'10". That's what you get for smoking, kids!
😀 And they say that as you get older you get shorter, sheeeit!LOL you won't have much hope, I'm a damned wriggler![]()


