How tickel torute your man part too (a friendly parody)

[Jerzeys23]

Heres part too of how tickel torute your man I wrote this at work, you know i be strippin in the evenins

1. Use feather tickels his dick.
2. tickle his left calf.
8. Use hair brush, tickle his scalp, make sure his hair look good.
4. Tickel him.
5. Use welfare check tickle his testicles.
6. Use tooth brush brush his teeth.
3. Tickle him like he owe you child support.
8. Use meat clever tickle his nuts.
9. Tickel him til he say "stop that tickels"
10. If you's lesbian, use same rules but tickel a woman instead of a man.

LOL I's high on PCP when I wrote this. lolz

 

[Jerzeys23]

lol im sorry to whoever wrote part one, didnt mean to be mean but i had to do it that was too funny. all in good fun.

 

[Maestro1874]

This isn't very nice. Crackheads are people too.

 

[emilyemilyemily]

two. the word is "two".

 

[TropicThunder]

Rock n rofl

 

[Maestro1874]

"Two" true...

 

[maniactickler]

"Tickle". the word is "tickle"

 

[Steve57]

wait, do you guys know that he is making fun of someone elses post in which miserable grammar was used? he knows its spelled wrong.

 

[BlackestLily]

6. Use tooth brush brush his teeth.
8. Use meat clever tickle his nuts.

My favorite two. 😀

 

[Steve57]

9. Tickel him til he say "stop that tickels"
10. If you's lesbian, use same rules but tickel a woman instead of a man.

Mine, subtle, yet hilarious

 

[ElephantEye]

two. the word is "two".

The Butthole Surfers have a song that is variously called Too Parter, To Parter or 2Parter, but never Two Parter.