How to drive women away from the chatroom.

[Roseblossom]

1. When you hear that a woman has joined the room, begin howling lustfully with your buddies.

2. Start a conversation about women's looks & body parts, rating the famous ones you like best. Make contemptuous jokes about women who are less than beautiful.

3. Ask female chatters what their body parts are like.

4. Refer to your ex-girlfriends or wives as "bitches".

5. Make really crude jokes - scatalogical is an especially good choice here.

6. Above all, be sure you don't betray any interest in conversing with her or getting to know her as a person.

7. Don't bother to give a friendly greeting in the main room; just immediately begin PCing and whispering her before she even has a chance to say hello.

 

[qjakal]

Authoring a book...

Is this a preview of your upcoming novelette "Chatroom For Dummies?"...😉 Q

 

[His Divine Shadow]

That's the ticket. They sure won't stick around for long.

 

[Eric Von Zipper]

All of which I do NOT do yet ME they ban, insanity and injustice in the highest degree.

 

[Roseblossom]

Chatroom Courtesy for Dummies?

Heehee, Q, only the dummies prolly wouldn't read it...

 

[Raichyll]

You left out:
8. PC them and insist on a private cyber tickle session. When they politely decline your invitation, proceed rant at them, "But this is a tickling chat room!"

 

[Tickler Bart]

You left out . . .
9) Always start a chat with ANY WOMEN WANNA CHAT ABOUT SEX, I.M. ME.
10) Immediately Instant Message her and invite her to a Private Chat.
11) Ask for pics constantly. NEVER let up.
12) Always hound her for a Phone Chat,"So we can both orgasm".

I'm sure there are more. . .
Barton

 

[t s s]

a/s/l before even a hi is a beauty too....i`m a guy,but my nic doesn`t make it obvious,and even i get pissed off by guys pc`ing...a/s/l...."i`m gonna tickle you".....wanna bet??lol...these guys will die virgins!!

 

[Iggy pop]

Is this all it takes? That is way too easy.

 

[fttickler]

Re: Chatroom Courtesy for Dummies?

Heehee, Q, only the dummies prolly wouldn't read it...

I would read it..just to quote it to the dummies

 

[grippedchimp]

Chances are, those people are teen boys who are over-enthusiastic or immature, middle-aged horndogs. Hell, I've seen it all before. They actually even ask/PC me about my gender!

 

[ragedy_dolly]

agreed whole-heartedly on all points!

 

[ohsoticklish]

Great thread, Rose.

In fact, great enough to get me out of the shaddows and posting again

I'd just like to add that in my experience most people who pc me and ask me what I look like etc. usually leave me alone without a fuss when I politely tell them I'm not interested, and some even apologise for bothering me. (And there are some days when I get just as many pcs and invitations to cyber-tie me up from women as from men!)

It really is just a small minority of desperate and overzealous individuals who ruin the chat for the rest of us

ohso

 

[Knox The Hatter]

You go, Rose!
Unfortunately, an IQ higher than that of a Krispy Kreme Glazed doughnut isn't insisted upon as a criteria for entering the chat room...
The idiots who ambush PC me have gotten scorched...they usually don't know what hit 'em...if I happen to be in that mood!
I hope you come back in the room as a regular, Rose. I enjoy having intelligent women around. I guess that makes me some kind of a friggin' freak, or something 😱

 

[ticklebutton]

Ha! Roseblossom, very good...

and that goes for everyone else who's added to the list. It's nice to see that most of our guys "get it", isn't it?

I especially agree with you about the contemptuous joke or comment in the main room that some people will try to laugh off, even though it reflects a disturbing hostility.

The "boys will be boys" shrug is not the way to handle that.

Happily I've seen many of our members (men and women too) jump in and confront it. (thank you; we notice and remember! *kiss*)

Fond regards, Button 😛

 

[P50]

Barton wrote...

<I>"...start a chat with ANY WOMEN WANNA ..."</I>


Ha, you're an amateur at chasing away the girls. Here's the way the <I>Real</I> Anti-Girl-Professionals [tm] phrase it,,,

<B><I>"...Any Females wanna..." </I></B>

Notice the subtle charm in using "females" instead of "women".

 

[Limeoutsider]

Try around trivia time and maybe 11pm EST, when I go in there seems to be a lot going on, but not lately, but I think its because its summer and people are going outdoors

 

[phatteus]

>Heehee, Q, only the dummies prolly wouldn't read it...



But I read it....

oh....

HEY!

 

[Limeoutsider]

Also, there are some guys who dont randomly PC, but by the way they act in the main room scare the hell out of me

 

[Roseblossom]

Good point, lime & button & ohso...

Unwanted PCs aren't really the worst problem - I should have put that at the bottom of the list.
All these positive comments have made me feel lots better!
Roseblossom

 

[nosforatiop]

Wait but I thought the best way to drive woman away was to put ice cubes down their shirt and chase them with insects, and if all else failed you simply told them you had boy cuties and that you would rub it all over them...oh flash back from grade school...disregard.

But seriousley I'm sorry you ladies have to deal with such horndogs (well, were all horn dogs it's just a matter of if thats all we are).
People tend not to read my whole screen name and just read the angel part of it, so they automatically assume I'm a woman. It's amazing how quickly they want to know foot size, ticklishness, and location before they've even confirmed my gender.

 

[BigJim]

The sad thing is that vast amounts of male TMF chatters do all 7 of those things. It ain't good for anyone because it gives all us guys a bad rep and drives the goils' away in droves, to look for companhy with at least 2 braincells.

Guys who do this sort of thing, do me a favour will you? Put your heads together and make a fence.

 

[TicklishPhoebe]

You left out:
8. PC them and insist on a private cyber tickle session. When they politely decline your invitation, proceed rant at them, "But this is a tickling chat room!"

This is something that has always confused me a bit....How the heck do you 'cyber tickle'?

Isn't that sort of like eating a cyber eclair?

 

[milagros317]

I agree, Phoebe. I've never seen the point of cyber tickling (or cyber sex, for that matter)--you can't feel it. 😀

But for those who do enjoy it, go right ahead. Whatever turns you on.

 

[Phineas]

here's my personal peeve, one that I am basically going to stop tolerating as of *checks watch* two weeks ago.

13) As soon as you find out my wife is Asian, start making "Confucius say man with hand in pants feel cocky all day" cracks, or the ever-popular "sucky sucky one dolla/me love you long time" catcalls. I realize Asian women are all foreign and exotic and remind you of hentai and stuff, but they *are* people, not fetish objects, and you're not exactly endearing yourself to me by making fun of my beloved spouse's culture and linguistic shortcomings. Let's make a deal; *you* teach *yourself* Mandarin in three years, then be fluent enough in it to survive in a country of native speakers for another five. And if you fail, I get to laugh at you in public and make jokes about it. Sound fair?

I also am asking the mods to start telling people to knock this crap off more often than they do. If I started busting out with the nigger jokes I'd be muted faster than you could say "yes massah", but this crap gets little more than a raised eyebrow until I remind everyone that it's insulting.

*falls off his soapbox and wanders away*