How to scare away a man online who is BOTHERING YOU

[tickleteasing]

Now I know that some of you women get men who are NOT in to tickling and who message you and well they bother you so I decided to give you all a little tip on how to scare away a man who is bothering you. What you do is if he messages you on Yahoo,msn or aol you send him an E-mail like this.
HEY BABY,
I loved your pic and I just want you to know I am one wild chick. Everyone at the mourge I work at says so, to give
you some idea let me tell you a story. One day I was picking this guy I was dating casually from a costume party, he was so
funny he went dressed up as a sperm LOL what a comedian!! Well everyone had left there for the day so we snuck in to the
funeral home I work at. Then being the dom I am I led him in to the room where all the droors were and I slid out one and
laid him out in his sperm outfit in one of the empty droors. I kissed him on the lips and told him I would be back in ten
minutes and bang him to death in the droor using my naked body. Oh he let out this look of lust and said "Come back soon
baby I have a fire in my pants!!!!!" as I closed the droor, locked it and seductively walked in to my office to take off my clothes I
had worn to work that day.
As I was looking through the droor of my desk to find some condoms and I noticed some cold medicine, then I
figured I might as well take it I have been having allergies. So I sat in my chair for a few minutes and I guess I never
realized how powerful it was to take Nyquil and xanax at the same time because I dozed off. I awoke the next morning to the
sound of people coming in to work. I had overslept.
In panic I put on my work clothes and went outside. There I saw my boss who was outside and he told me that we had a
pickup to make so I decided to go off and do my job. As I was driving home from the pickup I saw this cute guy sitting next
to a gas station pump so I decided to go out and talk to him because I had a few minutes before I had to be back at work.
He was so cute, he looked just like Tom Cruise and we got to talking. All I needed to do was give him a glance
and BAM he asked me out LOL. I know exactly how to get a guy's attention. SO he gave me his phone number and I told him
I would be getting off work at about 5 that day and my weekend was free because I had the weekend off.
At five he picked me up and the one thing you are going to learn about me is I take the initiative I mean I really
go after a guy's hormones. So I immediately threw him in the back seat got on top of him and ripped my clothes off one
by one. OH the guy was loving it as I unzipped his pants and for the next five hours gave him the best blow job of his life.
After screaming his head off and orgasming we decided to sit down and talk, I took some psychology in college so
I like to analyze and pick a guy's brain a bit you know. So we got to talking and I found out something about him that
was interesting. I found out that he had his own plane and he asked me to go to Florida with him for the weekend.
I had nothing better to do so I got on his plane and flew to Florida. OH man that was fun, we spent hours in his
condo with me walking around naked and cooking him dinner in the nude. One thing I did that he loved was I tied him spread
eagle to the bed and then kissed every inch of his naked body. I must have given him hickeys from head to toe, it was wickedly
fun.
I had the best weekend and he spent about ten minutes being untied from that bed before I took him by the belt buckle
and threw him down in lust. I tell you I had never had and I do not think I will ever have a weekend like that. Last weekend
was something, but I do not think I will ever see him again, not much in to commitment.
So why don't you tell me about yourself honey maybe IM me on yahoo or msn sometime, I would love to talk to you. I
am at work but I do not think anyone is going to notice I work with dead people you know LOL. I will be waiting for your IM.
Sincerely,
(put your name or nick here)
...

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Then you can do it this way when he IM's you:
Guy messaging you: What happened to the guy at the constume party?
Then you say: Oh *&&*$*%*%*R%(fill in own exclamitive) BRB!!!!!


If this does not scare a guy away he deserves your phone number!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lost_My_Mind]

you make a post about having wild sex with multiple men, and this is supposed to turn away men why???

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

ROFL! That's one messed up way of doing things....but sounds like fun too! Only problem is that you wouldn't be able to see their expression as they read the letter. Personally, I just block them. Click of the button. Done.

Ann

 

[jugner]

you make a post about having wild sex with multiple men, and this is supposed to turn away men why???

My thoughts exactly

 

[morgandavis]

how about just telling them you're really a man

 

[TickledToDeath]

That's supposed to scare him off or go get some of his friends to join him!?
LOL!

 

[Lost_My_Mind]

just tell him you want to have an orgy with him and his sister.......that'd probably creep me out, if he doesnt have a sister, then say his mom.


If he still tries talking to you, try to take him up on it, and ask for his sisters/moms number.......then just call her and tell her everything he said. Then put him on block.

 

[AphxA]

nah well they always have the block this user button.

--annoying lonely male
--angry female
blocked lonely male--

Either that or get the guy to give you his phone number, the when he calls, have one of your male friends answer the phone. If that doesnt turn him off, then you have problems. 😛

 

[Ticklee1973]

Well I always just tell them I have 10 kids at home running around under the age of 12, that usually does the trick real fast. If that doesn't work, the ignore button always does it. 😀

Sandee

 

[morgandavis]

-- stalker guy
-- gangrapists
😉 -- new username guy
-- i dont mind that youre a slut guy

i wish i had common sense

 

[steph]

My whole life I never did this to a guy but I've a few lonely single friends who never figured it out~tell the guy you can't WAIT to start having kids...Or hit the ignore button.

XOXO

 

[Iggy pop]

You really should be honest and tell him the truth. But if it that does not work tell him you use to be a man. Better yet, tell you will finally be woman after you raise enough money to complete the surgery. If that does not scare him away, I don't know what will.

 

[morgandavis]

iggy pop nonsense that will not work

i know if i was a girl i would tell the man i am really into a committing relationship and that would scare a man a way because we all know men are scared of commitment LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL