How would you build the perfect WWE Diva?

[tickle2]

Lots of elements go into making the 'perfect' WWE Diva. From the ones currently available, how would you build one?

My choices would be:

*Stephanie's intelligence and ability to become either 'loveable' or just a total 'witch' lol.
* Tori Wilson's smile and charisma
* Lita's extreme attitude and physical abilities
* Stacey Keibler's legs
* Stephanie or Jackie or Tori's upperbody
* Sable's seductiveness

Just my opinion, but combine these and you would have the perfect WWE Diva 🙂.

 

[EvlJester]

The perfect WWE Diva..... i would say she would have to look exactly like smurfy!!!!!!!

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

Tell her to stop dancing like a slutty stripper, stop shouting "Whooooo!!" everytime she completes a sentence, build up some weight on that 75 lb frame, stop grinning like a moron, get in the gym with a professional trainer/wrestler, and stop trying to portray herself into what america wants her to be: a brain-dead Jessica Simpson/Paris Hilton wannabee. Then and only then, she might be regarded as a WWE Diva.

Where in the hell is Joannie "Chyna" Laruer and when is she gonna return to the WWE and kick the crap outta these barbie doll "wrestlers"? And how the f#*k could the WWE release Jackie? Probably their most talented female wrestler?


Drew

 

[The Sean Man]

Where in the hell is Joannie "Chyna" Laruer and when is she gonna return to the WWE and kick the crap outta these barbie doll "wrestlers"?

She was recently on Stern, talking about starting her music career and doing a show in Vegas. Oh, and she was contemplating whether or not anyone was going to see the sex tape featuring her and X-Pac. You can read about it on 411wrestling.com.

The Sean Man

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

I heard the show this morning, she's now refering to herself as "Chyna Doll". Obviously the WWE owns the name "Chyna".
I thought she really sounded unstable and I hope that sex tape never sees light of day.


Drew

 

[Cosmo_ac]

About 20 pounds of silicone 😉