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How would you handle this situation

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tickleteasing

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Your called for jury duty and sequestered away and then when your called to the trial you realize its a divorce case where a married couple who recently left the Amish and decided to divorce one another because they both are unable to satisfy the other one's love of being tickled, as well as tickling the other. You are sitting there in the jury box listening to stories of her being pinned down every night and having her bare feet tickled with a shaving brush for five hours straight and being brought to orgasm OVER and OVER again. Oh and they both feel they are alone and nobody understands them and that people who have there fetish do not exist, the trial lasts for several months. How much intense tickle testimony can you hear without jumping up in the middle of the trial and screaming at them that you love it too.
 
I would not last a day, once I heard they were into tickling I would have to meet them at the end of the day and tell them my love for tickling and see if I could tickle her that night....LOL
 
Personally?

I'm not fond of the government. I'm also not fond of the court system. If I were to be called into jury doody, I would do and say whatever it took in order for the courts to think that I couldn't handle it and therefore disqualify me for the position. If the shoe were to be on the other foot, I could care less what a "jury of my peers" thinks about my circumstance because, once again, I do not believe in the court system - as in, I believe it is faulty, therefore I do not fucking buy it and will not appease the people who dictate it - and I will do whatever I can to abstain from getting involved. (If it's at all possible for me to do this without being incarcerated ...... that works too.) :shock:

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I'd love the story and would probably enjoy talking to the couple to give them my own two cents on the issue, but when it comes to getting involved with their issue when the government has it's hand in the pot? No. Huh-uh. Not gonna' happen.

No matter what.
 
Well much like TicklesFemales I wouldn't last a day either, although I would
probably talk to them in private if nothing else to show them that they weren't alone. And yes, that would make me extremely biased. 😀
 
I don't get it....WHY again do they get divorced??? Sounds like they both like it, so why should they get divorced??
 
and why would there be a jury trial for said divorce...?
 
I hate jury duty so I think I'd still be pissed off that I was chosen despite my best efforts in lying to get out of it in the first place.

I'd probably be playing Zuma on my cell phone that I would have snuck in and I'm sure I'd be bored out of my mind. I don't care how interesting or fun a trial would be at first, but to be forced to endure months of listening to someone's sex life? Nah.
 
rhiannon said:
I don't get it....WHY again do they get divorced??? Sounds like they both like it, so why should they get divorced??
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venray said:
and why would there be a jury trial for said divorce...?
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What they said. I can't see how they're unable to satisfy each other. Sounds like they do it a lot. And why they'd want to regale a jury with these stories I can't imagine.
 
Redmage said:
What they said. I can't see how they're unable to satisfy each other. Sounds like they do it a lot. And why they'd want to regale a jury with these stories I can't imagine.
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True...it seems like they are always trying to satify one another, so there would be no need for said divorce to begin with...
 
Oh... I get it.... They have a fetish for exhibitionism in addition to tickling...
 
I have a hard time imagine Amish people doing anything freaky, let alone tied tickle sessions...

It's seems like they'd be so tired after a hard day's work in the fields that they would just sleep! And don't Amish believe sex is for procreation?

Anyways, this thread did kind of make me laugh!
 
tickleteasing said:
Simple, if they were not amish they would have had the internet, hense heard about the forum, hence known they were not alone, hence not gotten divorced
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How could I have missed this obvious point?

I seriously have no idea how you come up with these hypothetical scenarios.
 
i just got the funniest mental image of an amish woman with a shibari harness under her long dress...

ball gag + bonnet = amish sub

omg, i'm going to hell for that, i just know it!
 
tickleteasing said:
Simple, if they were not amish they would have had the internet, hense heard about the forum, hence known they were not alone, hence not gotten divorced
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And why would they get divorced for being alone if they have each other and clearly both like the same thing? Why would they care if anybody else likes what they like?
 
I knew when they soundproofed their buggy they were evil

In my version I'm excused jury duty but called as an expert witness by both the plantiff and defendent. 😉 What do you think they use those beards for anyway? What about those feather beads? What goes(slowly) clop..clop..POW!!! (FAST) clop..clop.clop.? AMISH DRIVE BY SHOOTING!! The fact they covered themselves in silly putty trying to take a picture was the most shocking fact!!
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA georgia that is to funny..... ok here is the problem you dont have jury for civil divorce cases and secondly to say amish are the only people to never research tickling on the internet is stupid. what if they are like a foreign couple who have left a third world or a dictator that sensors internet.... and if they have already left the amish life style i am sure they have typed tickling into a google search engine.... the only thing that would be more crazy then this is psychout having a a threesome....j/k jimmy haha
 
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