Humorous exchange at a Baltimore bar

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In the Fells Point section of Baltimore close to the waterfront, at a bar that attracts a decidedly gritty, towny clientele (there's a pool table in the back and they have informal live entertainment in the front), and where there's all kinds of salty banter between patrons and the male bartender who has quintessential biker looks, last night I witnessed the following.

The bartender was staring at one of the regulars, very theatrically.

PATRON: Are you trying to stare me down?

BARTENTER: No, actually, I'm going to come around there and tickle you till you pee your pants.

PATRON: You know, that's pretty gay--not that there's anything wrong with it!

 

[milagros317]

The TMF and Seinfeld all in two lines. Very amusing. 😀

 

[six5]

I'm pretty familiar with Fells point.. Close to the waterfront, band in the front, pool table in the back. The Waterfront Hotel?

 

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six5: I'm answering your question by PM.

 

[Dawes]

I was about to ask the same thing that Six did. 😉

Truth be told, hearing something like that at Fells Point doesn't really surprise me. That place is wild as shit, but a lot of fun if you find the right place to go! I don't think I've ever found the right place to go.

 

[storm7400]

I'm pretty familiar with Fells point.. Close to the waterfront, band in the front, pool table in the back. The Waterfront Hotel?

Ahhh the bar from "Homicide", how I love that show and miss it.

 

[TicklesFemales]

Is this a gay bar? Not that I am gay because I am not. Totally straight but just wanted to know so I could not visit this bar if it is.

 

[WorkInProgress]

It's not a gay bar at all, TicklesFemales. The humor in the interchange was precisely in how unexpected a man-to-man tickling reference was. But there are certain gay bars--not pickup bars, but rather, piano bars where most of the men are gay--that you really ought to try for some variety. You'll be just as heterosexual coming out as you were going in, but your social circles will be broadened and you'll have gotten to have fun singing along with show tunes. I've got a couple of favorite spots like that, and I'm as hetero as you.

 

[TicklesFemales]

I do have a few gay friends but that is all they are friends, to each their own is my motto, I make it clear that I am not in anyway interested in anything done between man to man and they know up front where I stand. I am not into man to man tickling either, I don't even look at the clips in here if I see its man to man or female to man tickling. I will watch female to female tickling clips and of course male to female tickling clips are my favorite. No offense was intended I was just asking I will not frequent gay bars to have a drink either because I don't want anyone in the bar getting any ideas that I might be interested in them. But that is just my opinion buddy. Again I am not opposed to gays getting married or Lesbians getting married and I know a few bi-women and that is okay with me. Just man to man sex makes my stomach turn for me personally. Sorry if I offended you in anyway.

 

[WorkInProgress]

Not offended, just wanted you to know that a straight man in a gay bar doesn't have anything to worry about, because if a gay man gets flirty and you tell him you're straight, he'll make a joke about how the cute ones always are, and neither of you will suffer any damage from it.

I'll tickle a guy, though. Maniac Tickler knows I can't wait to tickle those conservative, anti-Obama footsies when I move to his state.

 

[TicklesFemales]

No problem buddy like I said to each their own. I would not tickle another man at all. But that is just me. I do hope you find plenty of women and men to tickle in this forum. Everyone in here is so nice. I myself will tickle any single or married women as long as they themselves the wife and their husbands were okay with it. Anything I do has to be consensual between everyone concerned.

 

[six5]

I was about to ask the same thing that Six did. 😉

Truth be told, hearing something like that at Fells Point doesn't really surprise me. That place is wild as shit, but a lot of fun if you find the right place to go! I don't think I've ever found the right place to go.

Really? I've made the trip down for a few weekend visits and Fells Point is always a blast. Some of the bars are of course better than others but when there is 20+ bars in a two block radius it didn't take much to find a chill spot, or 2, or..