I am Barack Obama

[the_jimmy_james]

Hello.

I have to let a secret out.

I am Barack Obama and I am a moderate nutjob.

I believe in ignoring the left and right wings. I believe in getting jobs done rather than caring about giving money to everybody, or about kowtowing to every preacher in the south.

I believe that this forum should be free! Freedom is part of America. A vote for Barack Obama is a vote for Freedom.

This thread is an embodiment of that Freedom. This thread is safe haven from serious religious and political topics. Only the finest in farce, satire and parody are allowed. Please, moderators... it has been requested by these fine Americans...

Sammi-chan
Dalekfire
JackVanderson
Stage Whisper
Excess

These good people want it to be known that they're sick of the constant politispeak and religurgutation. We joined this forum for one reason.

FREEDOM!

That is, freedom to have a good time! Let us have a good time and make fun of the stupidest things on the face of the Earth.

Politics and R******n.

 

[JackVanderson]

Rofl
How McCain picked Palin
youtube.com/watch?v=d-QevraCQUc

 

[Duke Diablo]

This just has to go into this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=2Xb3bDwE9jQ

 

[MistressValerie1]

A good friend sent me this yesterday 😀

 

[melanie2]

can i be secretary of the treasury?? please please???

hey is religigurtation a word???

 

[Reed_7891]

hahaha! Excellent!

I always wanted Lando for President! 😀

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

can i be secretary of the treasury?? please please???

hey is religigurtation a word???

Ha! Go ahead! You'll STILL be broke, though! 😛

If Izzy gets to be Sec. of the Treasury, I wanna be Chief Magistrate of Small Fuzzy Animal Petting.

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Ha! Go ahead! You'll STILL be broke, though! 😛

If Izzy gets to be Sec. of the Treasury, I wanna be Chief Magistrate of Small Fuzzy Animal Petting.

I'm sorry. I've already chosen my cabinet. Hulk Hogan is Secretary of State, Mr. T is Secretary of Defense and William Shatner will do the rest.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I'm sorry. I've already chosen my cabinet. Hulk Hogan is Secretary of State, Mr. T is Secretary of Defense and William Shatner will do the rest.

Hrumph. Like any of THEM will give small fuzzy animals the petting they so desperately need.

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Mr. Shatner will.

He prefers petting small fuzzy animals called Tribbles, but PETA has decided that touching them is cruel, so Shatner has collected an army of Redshirts led by Leonard Nimoy to destroy PETA once and for all.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

crap.

Do you have any idea how much it costs to have

VOTE!
Rick Tibbler
for
Chief Magistrate of Small
Fuzzy Animal Petting​

printed on 10,000 signs & stickers?

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Yes.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Well, can you at least get Mr. T to autograph one for me?

 

[melanie2]

I'm sorry. I've already chosen my cabinet. Hulk Hogan is Secretary of State, Mr. T is Secretary of Defense and William Shatner will do the rest.

no no no no no...you must have a female for secretary of treasurer...then you will know for sure that the money is safe as houses...

and Rick..neato i want one of those signs...

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Well, can you at least get Mr. T to autograph one for me?

Of course! Mr. T will be busy signing autographs at the Nation's Capital after it's converted into the world's largest Youth Center.

no no no no no...you must have a female for secretary of treasurer...then you will know for sure that the money is safe as houses...

But we need that money for the space program, not for new purses and shoes!

 

[melanie2]

^ ooooooooooooooooooooooo are you suggesting we buy purses and shoes only???? i fully support the support bra..the support hose...the support panties..the support uh...

i will promise to spend the money where it's needed the most..
















in my personal bank account.:ggrin:

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

no no no no no...you must have a female for secretary of treasurer...then you will know for sure that the money is safe as houses...

and Rick..neato i want one of those signs...

Damn. It looks like he's got ALL the bases covered already, Izzy. ↓

 

[the_jimmy_james]

^ ooooooooooooooooooooooo are you suggesting we buy purses and shoes only???? i fully support the support bra..the support hose...the support panties..the support uh...

i will promise to spend the money where it's needed the most..

in my personal bank account.:ggrin:

I will earmark all of your money. It will be set aside for goth makeovers for all females in the United States of the Dollar, to be overseen by my Minister of Fear, Samantha.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I will earmark all of your money.

Oh, yeah?!? Well, we already dog-eared all the money. It'll bite you if you touch it!

Izzy and I are absconding with the federal treasury to some far-flung country. Like Las Vegas or something. :snob:

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Oh, yeah?!? Well, we already dog-eared all the money. It'll bite you if you touch it!

Izzy and I are absconding with the federal treasury to some far-flung country. Like Las Vegas or something. :snob:

Wait. Scratch that. I wanna see Goth-Izzy... :redface:

 

[melanie2]

a goth izzy..lol..

i revolt...

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

i revolt...

Good, then you're already getting into the whole "goth" persona! :ggrin:

 

[Cbarton]

hmmm...can I get the Secretary of Health and (in)Human Services cabinet post? I've forgotten more about drugs than most doctors ever remember....

 

[the_jimmy_james]

hmmm...can I get the Secretary of Health and (in)Human Services cabinet post? I've forgotten more about drugs than most doctors ever remember....

You're in, but you'll have to take orders from William Shatner

 

[TyrantRaveAB]

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