Leo tickles
2nd Level Orange Feather
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- Dec 25, 2004
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I originally stole this bed away from my mom after my dad died. The idea was that this king size bed with a gothic headboard and frame would be my deathbed. Several years later, probably 10 by now, I'm being chased off of my death bed by tiny little creatures who thought it'd be cool to eat me while I sleep.
Upon lifting my beloved deahtress... that is... death mattress... I found a cute looking bug that looked at me like I'm stupid after I tried to squash it with a shoe. Mix that with bites all over my arms and tiny little yellow buggies, I am 100% I have the bed bug.
So where am I? What do I do? Well, I'm laying on my death bed, smoking a cigarette, making this thread at 3:12 AM. Then I'm getting up at 8 AM, calling some assholes, which are going to kill the smaller assholes
My grrfriend has a huge bug phobia, but she's been sticking with me 100%. That's awesome. She also loves tickling, which is also awesome. She doesn't lay on the bed. We both understand that bed bugs can run around on her and get into her home. We don't want that.
So yup, big assholes to kill little assholes in the morning for the money that I don't have to give them.
As for the death bed? I'm torching it rather soon and replacing it to fit the current theme of my life. TDBOW. The Death Bed of Wisdom. That's what I will call the new one. Or FML, which means fuck my life. Or maybe I'll just be like a normal person and call it a bed..... naaaah.
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Upon lifting my beloved deahtress... that is... death mattress... I found a cute looking bug that looked at me like I'm stupid after I tried to squash it with a shoe. Mix that with bites all over my arms and tiny little yellow buggies, I am 100% I have the bed bug.
So where am I? What do I do? Well, I'm laying on my death bed, smoking a cigarette, making this thread at 3:12 AM. Then I'm getting up at 8 AM, calling some assholes, which are going to kill the smaller assholes
My grrfriend has a huge bug phobia, but she's been sticking with me 100%. That's awesome. She also loves tickling, which is also awesome. She doesn't lay on the bed. We both understand that bed bugs can run around on her and get into her home. We don't want that.
So yup, big assholes to kill little assholes in the morning for the money that I don't have to give them.
As for the death bed? I'm torching it rather soon and replacing it to fit the current theme of my life. TDBOW. The Death Bed of Wisdom. That's what I will call the new one. Or FML, which means fuck my life. Or maybe I'll just be like a normal person and call it a bed..... naaaah.
🙂
