I am not thread

[milagros317]

I am not growing potatoes on the roof. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not harvesting any crops.

 

[milagros317]

I am not injured. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not jerking out a tooth with rusty pliers.

 

[milagros317]

I am not kicking anybody in the arse, although Chrisheaven deserves it. 😀

 

[kered]

I am not Kered's stuntman.

 

[milagros317]

I am not lame. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not moving to Mongolia.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not missing a limb.

 

[milagros317]

I am not naked now. 😀

 

[brokenblue]

...not opening a strange email.

 

[milagros317]

I am not prying open a locked door. 😀

 

[brokenblue]

...not quietly opening a locked door. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not running in the 100 meter sprint. 😀

 

[brokenblue]

...not sad. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not turning pages in a magazine while I post. 😀

 

[brokenblue]

...not an undercover agent.

 

[Bugman]

I am not under the covers,but i will be soon.

 

[milagros317]

I am not volunteering to walk anybody's dog. 😀

 

[brokenblue]

...not worried. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not Xena, Warrior Princess, but I want to be her tickle toy. 😀

 

[kered]

I am not young and I am not old.

 

[Cave In]

I am not a Zoologist

 

[milagros317]

I am not angry. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not boiling a buffalo.