I am not thread

[Bugman]

I am not preparing a porcupine for lunch. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not quoting George Washington in my sig. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not really here.

 

[milagros317]

I am not searching for buried treasure in the Sirra Madre. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not taking a trip to Tucson.

 

[milagros317]

I am not under ny own roof today. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not verring off the highway at high speed.

 

[milagros317]

I am not waking barefoot in the snow outside. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not Xena.

 

[Bugman]

I am not yodeling (and everyone should give thanks hehe)

 

[milagros317]

I am not zooming down the highway in a BMW. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not an alien. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not crazy enough to jump off a bridge.

 

[Bugman]

I am not demented.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not eccentric.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not grossing anyone out. 😀

 

[brokenblue]

...not hopping like a little toad. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not inventing a better mouse trap. 😀

 

[brokenblue]

...not judging a contest. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not climbing Mt. Kilmangaro. 😀

 

[brokenblue]

...not losing my mind. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not munching on a moose.

 

[Jerry67911]

and I am not nibbling on a goose

 

[huskys]

I am not ordering pizza at this time

 

[Pokey]

I am not

Popeye the Sailor