I am not thread

[Lord Doctor]

I am not fu... no better not say that one!

I am not flying a great big bus way up in the sky

 

[Bugman]

I am not growing grapes in Granada. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not hot in this weather, nor am I cold. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not interested in iguanas,igloos, or Illinois. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not jumping out of my window tonight. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not keeping kangaroos in my closet. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not licking luscious ladies' little feet, but I wish I were. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not motoring across Mongolia in a Mercedes. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not naked nor nearly naked now. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not operating on an opossum. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not pushing a large, round rock up a hill. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not being drawn and quartered.

 

[Lord Doctor]

I am not related to a certain irritating brat!

 

[milagros317]

I am not spraying sixty-six Swedish skunks with deodorant. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not tall enough to touch the moon. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not underage for entering a bar and ordering a whiskey. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not riding a velocipede to Venice. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not wobbling while walking. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not filled with xenon gas.

 

[milagros317]

I am not yearning to be filled with any sort of gas. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not zipping down the road in a Zamboni. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not averse to watching baseball. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not Buford Pusser,i am bugman. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not carrying an anvil on my back. 😀

 

[TicklishS126]

i am not dissecting humans. 😉