I am not thread

[milagros317]

I am not licking Mistress Zara's feet now, but I would like to.

 

[TKForce]

I am not MILAGROS317!!!!

 

[milagros317]

I am not naked now. 😀

 

[TKForce]

I am not openly ogling oodles of ostriches, I do that in privet. 😉

 

[milagros317]

I am not prying open an oyster. 😀

 

[TKForce]

I am not quitting yet, I've got more posts to make. 🙂

 

[milagros317]

I am not running for President this year, nor will I in 2012. 😀

 

[TKForce]

I am not running for President this year, nor will I in 2012. 😀

I am not sure if they will but I'll ask my American friends to vote for you. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not throwing trash out of my window. 😀

 

[TKForce]

I am not under many delusions.

 

[milagros317]

I am not Vice President of the United States, but I would do a better job than the current one. 😀

 

[TKForce]

I am not whittling wood with a wakizashi. 😎

 

[milagros317]

I am not xenophobic. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not......

painting yellow lines on the highway.

 

[milagros317]

I am not zipping up a warm coat. 😀

 

[TKForce]

I am not amazing or awesome but fans of my writing would not agree. 😱

 

[milagros317]

I am not buttering bread at this time. 😀

 

[TKForce]

I am not casually capping criminals. 😎

 

[milagros317]

I am not demented. 😀

 

[TKForce]

I am not eatting enough eggs.

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky French firefighters for free frozen fried food. 😀

 

[TKForce]

I am not goosing a girl's gluteus right now but maybe later. 😉

 

[milagros317]

I am not happy yet with my "F" post and want to lengthen it further. 😀

 

[TKForce]

I am not happy yet with my "F" post and want to lengthen it further. 😀

I am not impressed with it either. Wait, yes I am but some of my not posts are pretty good too.

 

[milagros317]

I am not journeying just yet to Antarctica. 😀