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[milagros317]

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> yet yearning you </b> to look at my post count

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not zealously zany.

 

[milagros317]

I am not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous boyfriend. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not<b> attempting any awesome alaphabetical anylitical alliteration</b> in this post 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am not boastfully blissfully breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> clever</b> enough to think up any alliteration for this post

 

[footetickle]

I am not a crook!

 

[milagros317]

I am not detaining devious demented Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> eating eleven English electric eels </b>

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not graciously greeting glamorous green giant Germans.

 

[milagros317]

I am not happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not inside Icelandic igloos.

 

[milagros317]

I am not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[Musicroxmysox]

I am not using a kooky king-sized knapsack.

 

[milagros317]

I am not lovingly lingeringly licking lovely Lucy Liu's luscious bare soles but I wish to do so. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not motovating malodorous malcontent Mongolian monks to take a bath.😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not naming newborn Norwegians Nicolas nor Nathan

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not openly opposing others' opinions of Obama.

 

[Bugman]

I am not propelling petulant perspiring Peruvian peasants towards Pluto. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not questioning quantum mechanics

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not running from the cops.

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not sleeping right now, or I wouldn't be able to post 🙂

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not telling tremendously terrible Turkish tall tales to twenty-two Texan turtles.