I am not thread

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not ornery.

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not plotting your demise

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not quitting my job.

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not REALLY drunk, I'm just high on success! 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not stealing several Swedish stop signs.

 

[Bugman]

I am not submerging salacious scandlous submissive superficial Swedes. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not trying to tickle ten tacky Turks

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I am not ugly

 

[milagros317]

I am not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I am not waiting to get to 'x'

 

[milagros317]

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I am not Yasmine Bleeth

 

[milagros317]

I am not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous zigzaging zonked boyfriend. 😀

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I am not an American

 

[milagros317]

I am not boastfully blissfully boyishly breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I am not cooking Carebears, carefully catering caviar cocoons

 

[milagros317]

I am not detaining devious demented demanding deranged depraved Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I am not enraged at that last post

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food. 😀

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I am not graciously admitting defeat.

 

[milagros317]

I am not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I am not in Bruges (great film)

 

[milagros317]

I am not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I am not kindling

 

[milagros317]

I am not lovingly lingeringly licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀