I am not thread

[drewskee]

I am not on my way to work. 😀

 

[leafstk]

I am not providing you a ride to work, so that's a relief... LOL 😀

 

[drewskee]

I am not quitting my job, I just have the night off. 😀

 

[Marquis De Sade]

I am not a ninja.

 

[leafstk]

I am not raiding the cupboard for a midnight snack

 

[drewskee]

I am not standing up at the moment.

 

[Miss Serendipity]

I am not a crook.

 

[McNoodle]

I am not the hamburgler.

 

[leafstk]

I am not understanding why I'm up at this hour

 

[Pokey]

I am not

vacationing in Venezuela

 

[drewskee]

I am not whistling at the moment.

 

[leafstk]

I am not xena-crazy but I know a certain bear named Amanda who is

 

[drewskee]

I am not Yoko Ono's son.

 

[leafstk]

I am not zooming around on a motorcycle 😀

 

[drewskee]

I am not applying for a new job.

 

[Pokey]

I am not

best buddy's with Beyonce

 

[drewskee]

I am not chewing on any carrots at the moment.

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.....

devouring donuts in Detroit.

 

[Pokey]

I am not

training Elephants

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not fondling strangers on the street. 😛

 

[DeBris]

i'm not a midget

 

[Pokey]

I am not

^^ post in alphabetical order

growing vegetables during the winter

 

[milagros317]

I am not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.....

delivering ice to igloos in Iceland.

 

[milagros317]

I am not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀