I am not thread

[milagros317]

I am not carrying a grand piano on my back. 😀

 

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...not diving anywhere.

 

[milagros317]

I am not eager to poke a hungry tiger in the eye wth a stick. 😀

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I am not French.

 

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...not floating. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not going to float in the Hudson River. 😀

 

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...not on my way to Hudson River. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not inside a subway station. 😀

 

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...not on a private jet. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not keeping a live rattlesnake in my desk drawer. 😀

 

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...not saying anything about the live rattlesnake in your drawer. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not munching on chocolate donuts. 😀

 

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...not in the neighborhood to share the donuts. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not opening any strange emails. 😀

 

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...not poking anyone's sides. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not quoting Abraham Lincoln in my sig. 😀

 

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...not rotating. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not sinking to the bottom of the ocean. 😛

 

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...not telling any lies. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not unkind. 😀

 

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...not a variation of something else. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not wearing gloves. 😀

 

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...not xenophobic.

 

[milagros317]

I am not yearning to walk people's dogs. 😀

 

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...not in a zoo.