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I am not thread

Hmmm...I am not causing a break in the thread due to posting out of order in the alphabet.

(At least not this time!)
 
I am not having heaping mounds ofhalibut for dinner.
 
I am not indecisively indenting icecubes irreversably.
 
I am not driving a jerry-built jalopy to Jacksonville.
 
I am not keeping kilted koala kleptomaniacs from Kentucky.
 
I am not napping in the nude nor to i have narcolepsy.
 
I am not offering optimistic orphans of outsiders obscure oranges. :ermm:
 
I am not puting a pen or pencil to paper or pyrupas to write putrid poems.
 
Ohhhh, you'd leave me this one, wouldn't you?

*Cracks knuckles while wracking brain*

I am not quering quotients quotes quarterly from the Quran.
 
I am not chasing rodents around the room with a rake
or a rapier in a random manner.
 
*Deep breath*

I am not a slimy, soggy, slithering, snake-like slug sliding slipperily south some Sundays so someone shall surely step somewhere else.
 
...not testing a thermocline with a thermonucelar device
thence-forth i must terminate this .topic.
 
^ Wo.

I am not underhandedly, ubiquitously usurping Unit in Utah.
 
...not vaulting over a vagan vegetarian in a velvet lveil in a vegetable garden. I have loosed a monster here hehe.
 
I am not wallowing like a walrus in a wet watering hole in Wagon Wheel, NM.
 
...not a xenophobic xylophonist getting ready for Xmas.
 
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