I am not thread

[Bel]

I am not waiting for the bus

 

[milagros317]

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😛

 

[Bugman]

I am not yerning to visit the South Pole.

 

[milagros317]

I am not zooming down the highway in a BMW. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not making an asparagus pie.

 

[Bel]

I am not bugman i am Bel

 

[milagros317]

I am not catching fly balls in center field. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not digging a hole to sit in.

 

[milagros317]

I am not eating a donut right now. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not frolicking in a park.

 

[milagros317]

I am not glowing in the dark. 😀

 

[huskys]

I am not hopping on one leg 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not inside the post office now. 😀

 

[huskys]

I am not judging anybody

 

[milagros317]

I am not keeping a live rattlesnake in my desk drawer. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not keeping a leopard in my closet.

 

[milagros317]

I am not married. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not naked.

 

[Bugman]

I am not orbiting Pluto.

 

[tickleterror]

I am not Pluto.

 

[Bugman]

I am not a quadruped.

 

[tickleterror]

I am not racing anyone.

 

[Bugman]

I am not sailing the high seas.

 

[tickleterror]

I am not tickling anyone right now.

 

[brokenblue]

...not sitting under the tree.