I am not thread

[milagros317]

I am not standing in line now. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not taking a survey concerning truffles.😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not underground in a subway station now. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not now,nor was i ever,a member of the Velvet Underground.😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not wearing a hat indoors. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not branding cattle with an X. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not yelling about the cold weather, but I am complaining. 🙁

 

[Bugman]

I am not bowing before a statue of Zeus.

 

[milagros317]

I am not altering this post after it's posted. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not a bison,i am bugman.

 

[milagros317]

I am not climbing a montain any time soon. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not departing on a mission to Mars.

 

[milagros317]

I am not eager to go to Mars either. 😀

 

[Cave In]

I am not fortunate enough to be an astronaut

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not from Georgia.

 

[huskys]

I am not in a hurry

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

i am not in Iceland

 

[kered]

I am not just frying truffles.

 

[milagros317]

I am not keeping a live rattlesnake in the top drawer of my desk. 😀

 

[kered]

I am not living vicariously through Bugman.

 

[milagros317]

I am not married. 😀

 

[kered]

I am not nearly as smart as Mils.

 

[milagros317]

I am not organizing a parade this afternoon. 😀

 

[Pokey]

I am not

a POKEYINMICH imposter

 

[milagros317]

I am not quarreling with my relatives. 😀