I am not thread

[milagros317]

I am not naked now. 😀

 

[Dário F]

I am not online. (what a lie! lol)

 

[milagros317]

I am not punting a football from the ten yard line. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not counting a 55 gallon drum full of quarters. 😱

 

[milagros317]

I am not ranting & raving. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not sending an e-mail right now.

 

[milagros317]

I am not talking on the phone now. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not underweight, i am 6 inches to short. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not volunteering to walk any dogs. 😀

 

[Bel]

I am not waiting for a taxi as i did that an hour agao whail i was waiting i was drinking talisker wicch would please milagros

 

[milagros317]

I am not xenophobic. 😀

 

[tkrexx]

I am not oozing youthful exuberence.

 

[milagros317]

I am not zooming down the highway in a Jaguar. 😀

 

[tkrexx]

I am not always lucky enough to restart the alphabet.

 

[milagros317]

I am not borrowing a cup of sugar from the neighbors. 😀

 

[tkrexx]

I am not cranking up the tunes.

 

[milagros317]

I am not driving to Patagonia this week. 😀

 

[Bel]

I am not wearing any earplugs

 

[milagros317]

I am not frowning. 😀

 

[Bel]

I am not going to any place tonight i will be home

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not going to Hell ...... Michigan, I mean!

 

[Bugman]

I am not on my way to India.

 

[Dário F]

I am not jostling my way trough the crowd... lol

 

[milagros317]

I am not kicking anybody down the steps. 😀

 

[brokenblue]

...not looking down. 😀