I am not thread

[Tickle Fiend]

I am not angry

 

[huskys]

I am not bending over backwards right now 😀

 

[Cave In]

I am not chopping wood at the moment

 

[milagros317]

I am not diving into the Hudson River today. 😀

 

[tickleshotel]

I am not Ecstastic about returning to work after 2 days off

 

[Tickle Fiend]

I am not french kissing my friend

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not going to space. 😀

 

[Dário F]

I am not hiding from nobody.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not invisible.

 

[Raytheon]

I am not jacking it in!

 

[Dário F]

I am not killing no innocent pedestrians.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not laughing like a hyena. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not munching on a moose.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not a nymphomaniac.

 

[milagros317]

I am not opening attachments to strange emails. 😀

 

[Pokey]

I am not

politically minded or motivated

 

[milagros317]

I am not quoting George Washington in my sig. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not on a quest for the Holy Grail. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not rioting in the streets. 😀

 

[Pokey]

I am not

reading anything to make me smarter

 

[milagros317]

I am not sleeping right now. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not being tickled by anyone. 🙁

 

[milagros317]

I am not underground in a subway station now. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not now,nor was i ever,a member of the Velvet Underground.

 

[milagros317]

I am not wearing a wool hat. 😀