I am not thread

[cettorpes]

I am not jolly good...

 

[milagros317]

I am not kissing Jessica Alba today. 🙁

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not listening to the radio.

 

[cettorpes]

I am not making a new thread today.

 

[Bugman]

I am not orbiting Neptune.

 

[brokenblue]

...not opening a strange package. 😀

 

[Bel]

I am not playing hockey as professional player

 

[milagros317]

I am not questioning a hostile witness. 😀

 

[Bel]

I am not running a marathon

 

[milagros317]

I am not swimming in the Atlantic Ocean today. 😀

 

[Bel]

I am not telling any lies to anyone

 

[huskys]

I am not underhanded 😎 😛

 

[Scouse]

I'm not supposed to be here today

 

[milagros317]

I am not underhanded 😎 😛

^ last post that was in alphabetical order

I am not voting in any elections today. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not underhanded 😎 😛

I am not wearing a velvet suit. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not walking on a tightrope. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not playing a xylophone 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not yawning yet. 😀

 

[*TheBloodWolf*]

I am not zzzzzzzzing right now

 

[huskys]

I am not against starting the alphabet again 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am not bored on the TMF. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not chasing anyone.

 

[milagros317]

I am not dumping garbage into the Hudson River. 😀

 

[chrisheaven]

I am not ticklish

 

[milagros317]

I am not dumping garbage into the Hudson River. 😀

^ last post in alphabetical order

I am not eager to dump garbage in any river. 😀