I am not thread

[milagros317]

I am not running for President, nor does anybody want me to run. 😀

(Edited to fix the missing "not".)

 

[TKForce]

I am not sick, I'm just a pervert.

 

[milagros317]

I am not tearing up pieces of paper. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not unique when it comes to my love of tickling.

 

[milagros317]

I am not vicious. 😀

 

[TKForce]

I am not willing to kill!

 

[baldadonis]

I am not a yeti

 

[TKForce]

I am not Zod.

 

[tommytikl]

I am not analyzing anacondas.

 

[TKForce]

I am not banned from this forum yet.

 

[milagros317]

I am not cutting cold cheddar cheese with a knife. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.......

driving ducks off of a diving board in Dover, Delaware.

 

[TKForce]

I am not everywhere. Or am I...?

 

[paracarl44]

I am not......

fighting fire in Finland.

 

[Texas_Tickle]

I am not playing golf with goats

 

[Lord Doctor]

I am not having horribly hot, hated heart to eat

 

[TKForce]

I am not incredibly insensitive.

 

[tickmankyle1]

i am not jade colored jewelery jumping in japan

 

[Mislaffsalot]

I am not kidding when I kiss my killer kangaroo. 😉

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not lying when I say I'm very ticklish. 😀

 

[TKForce]

I am not maniacal!

 

[FeatheryOctopi]

I am not listening to music. Why? I have no idea

 

[tommytikl]

I am not nutty on nickle movie night....

 

[tickmankyle1]

i am not open to watching the us open

 

[TKForce]

I am not pillaging and plundering Pakistan.